The Ultimate “Burn” For A Cheating Man

July 29, 2009 12:00 pm     Posted in News, Relationships  Marisa - Wesleyan University g+ page

boiling-water 2 copyIf you suspect your guy of being unfaithful, there are a number of steps you can take: confront him, leave him, hack into his Facebook account, hire a private investigator to tail him.


By Marisa

Or, you can take things a step further and, you know, pour scalding hot water on his balls while he sleeps.

In an article aptly titled “Great Balls Afire,” the New York Post is reporting that a woman from Queens, who believed her husband was cheating on her (again), allegedly poured a pot of hot water over his genitals while he was asleep. He suffered second and third-degree burns over 30% of his body.

Even better, “by the time [he] woke up, the skin was falling off.” Of his penis.

Gives new meaning to the phrase “it’s hot as balls,” doesn’t it?


7 Comments on "The Ultimate “Burn” For A Cheating Man"

  1. Lindsay- University says:
    Wed, 29th Jul 20097:15 am 

    That is absolutely horrifying. That woman needs to go to a mental institution.

  2. Lauren - University says:
    Wed, 29th Jul 20099:34 am 

    OMG, if balls weren't ugly enough, now this guy's have hangy skin?

    Ew ew ew.

  3. Johnnie says:
    Wed, 29th Jul 200910:14 am 

    HAHAHAH, I find permanent disfigurement amusing too. .. you go girl!

  4. dave milne says:
    Thu, 30th Jul 20097:54 pm 

    what is your problem chick? first you criticize guys for thinking a hot sexy naked erin andrews is bad – and now you advocate abusing and torturing men. You are pretty messed up, is this because your daddy didnt love you enough, or maybe you had two mommies, or maybe you cant get a man. whatever your problem is, you lack as much integrity as this blog lacks value (of any sort)…

  5. Lynne says:
    Wed, 23rd Sep 20098:43 am 

    That is horrible and not funny at all. You just can't do that to someone.

  6. AaronRashod says:
    Tue, 7th Sep 20108:10 pm 

    See how hard men have it??? Notice the article says "suspect" as opposed to "caught." You cant even look at the waitresses name tag without some bodily harm impending!

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