That’s It. The World Is Doomed.

July 30, 2009 Posted in Buzz

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After a ragin’ CollegeCandy party last night, at which I stopped counting my drinks after my fifth Mojito (or was that #6..), I woke up this morning feeling like I was run over by a truck. Turns out, it wasn’t a truck that hit me, but a revolving door. When I walked into it. With my face.

Needless to say, I’m not feeling well right now. Even my morning-after bagel sandwich isn’t helping, and that always helps! The eggs, the cheese, the carby deliciousness….

Know what else isn’t helping? This picture. Of Heidi Montag. Holding baby clothes.

Please, dear God, I know you already hooked me up after I pleaded with you not to let me hurl on the floor last night, but if you could just do me one more favor this week…. do not. let. Speidi. reproduce! Please let this photo be a joke, a publicity stunt (shocker), or maybe just a snapshot of Heidi looking for a baby tee…for herself. ANYTHING but proof that there is a bun in that bleach blonde oven.

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Erin says:
Thu, 30th Jul 20099:40 am

Would a real life baby survive the retarded hands of Speidi, probably not. I want to say the world has nothing to fear but if that dumbass britney spears can have a baby then you know this walking pile of caca can squeeze one out too.

Echo says:
Thu, 30th Jul 20091:01 pm

Oh, god. I so hope she is not pregnant. And I hope she never becomes pregnant. I might cry if I found out that the world will be welcoming the spawn of Speidi *shudders*…

Katee says:
Thu, 30th Jul 200912:01 pm

i am hoping with you

there is no way they could raise a child

at least not one that would be able to function in society

or one that wouldn't need years and years and years of therapy

the world doesn't need anymore of either of them

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