Men Are Very Busy (and Visual) Creatures

August 4, 2009     Posted in HaHa

Obama-looking-the-girlLadies, if you ever get the feeling that guys are always staring at you, it’s probably not paranoia. According to a recent study, men spend 43 minutes of their day ogling women, many of them up to 10 girls a day. That equals a year over their lifetime.


By Marisa

That’s a lot of drool.

But I suppose it’s unfair to talk about men with roving eyes when the study also mentions women’s habits. It found that women ogle men for 20 minutes a day (six months of their lives) and up to six men each day. Now, I can definitely attest to that, having been guilty of eying hunky specimens on many an occasion in the past, but at least I’m not wasting as much time as the dudes.

Guys really dedicate a lot of time to checking out girls. Think about it. Men spend a year ogling women. A year. That’s a lot of time to do anything, let alone look at someone’s chest/butt (or “eyes,” as they’d like you to think). Although it is spread out over the course of a lifetime, imagine what a man could do with one extra year’s worth of time on his hands? On second thought, I’d rather not.

Here’s another thought: If men spend 43 minutes of the day looking at women, then how much time do they spend on other daily activities?

-    2 hours scratching and/or adjusting themselves
-    0 seconds putting the toilet seat down
-    1 minute showering (+10 seconds if they wash their hair)
-    14 seconds farting
-    3.5 hours watching sports
-    2.5 hours eating
-    4-14 hours sleeping (depending on alcohol consumption the night before)
-    3 minutes flexing or sucking in their stomach in front of the mirror
-    0-60 minutes having sex (+/- adjustment for cuddling)
-    Every seven seconds thinking about sex (usually with one of the 10 women a day they are staring at)

Guys are definitely keeping themselves busy; no wonder there is never time for a phone call or planning a romantic date or hanging out and watching TV or…..

8 Comments on "Men Are Very Busy (and Visual) Creatures"

  1. Mr. Man says:
    Tue, 4th Aug 20096:16 pm 

    Men are too busy running the fucking world, bitch.

  2. Anna says:
    Tue, 4th Aug 20096:58 pm 

    yeah, and the world isn't in great shape right now, is it?

  3. Aiko says:
    Wed, 5th Aug 20092:07 pm 

    Could've done without that last part. It just seemed harsh and inappropriate. Really.

  4. Kai says:
    Fri, 4th Sep 20092:55 am 

    This article is actually very offensive towards men. The woman that wrote this must have been dumped by countless men in her lifetime. I'm sorry for your loss but there is no meed to take it out on others. Women have many flaws too, but they haven't been written on here.

    www (dot) menarebetterthanwomen (dot) com

  5. Rob says:
    Wed, 17th Feb 20105:38 am 

    I could do the same with women too.

    "This is what women do all day because i'm pretentious and I think I know everything about women"

    - 4-14 hours sleeping "Beauty Sleep"

    - 1-3 hours of terrible soap operas / drama TV

    - at least ten hours of compalining

    - 3-4 extra hours complaining about what other people do

    - 1 hour reading a magazine that tells you what men want rather than just opening your ears (But seriously, women that get tips from magazines are retarded, if you have to be told how to get a guy you shouldn't bother.

    See it's not that hard to point fingers. Of course men aren't perfect but it seems like the author didn't take the time to notice that women have the same amount of flaws just different. Get over it.

  6. logic says:
    Fri, 2nd Apr 20109:18 pm 

    holy shit men, calm the fuck down

    except for the last part, it's just a (boring) joke based on stereotypes

    the only thing i find offensive is that women don't appreciate the male form as much as men appreciate the women's

  7. TheTruthSpeaks says:
    Sun, 13th Feb 20116:59 am 

    This writer is obviously an misguided idiot. She used one small recent sudy to justify all men in this world day dream 43 minutes a day, women please, speak about it with your other misguided friends man…And THAT obama picture is wrong too, check out http://mashable.com/2009/07/10/obama-checking-out… .
    Jeez La Weez, this women is one dopy person seriously, there should be an article about her and her pretty misguided ways.
    PS-OWNAGE

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