Men Are Very Busy (and Visual) Creatures

Ladies, if you ever get the feeling that guys are always staring at you, it’s probably not paranoia. According to a recent study, men spend 43 minutes of their day ogling women, many of them up to 10 girls a day. That equals a year over their lifetime.

That’s a lot of drool.

But I suppose it’s unfair to talk about men with roving eyes when the study also mentions women’s habits. It found that women ogle men for 20 minutes a day (six months of their lives) and up to six men each day. Now, I can definitely attest to that, having been guilty of eying hunky specimens on many an occasion in the past, but at least I’m not wasting as much time as the dudes.

Guys really dedicate a lot of time to checking out girls. Think about it. Men spend a year ogling women. A year. That’s a lot of time to do anything, let alone look at someone’s chest/butt (or “eyes,” as they’d like you to think). Although it is spread out over the course of a lifetime, imagine what a man could do with one extra year’s worth of time on his hands? On second thought, I’d rather not.

Here’s another thought: If men spend 43 minutes of the day looking at women, then how much time do they spend on other daily activities?

-    2 hours scratching and/or adjusting themselves
-    0 seconds putting the toilet seat down
-    1 minute showering (+10 seconds if they wash their hair)
-    14 seconds farting
-    3.5 hours watching sports
-    2.5 hours eating
-    4-14 hours sleeping (depending on alcohol consumption the night before)
-    3 minutes flexing or sucking in their stomach in front of the mirror
-    0-60 minutes having sex (+/- adjustment for cuddling)
-    Every seven seconds thinking about sex (usually with one of the 10 women a day they are staring at)

Guys are definitely keeping themselves busy; no wonder there is never time for a phone call or planning a romantic date or hanging out and watching TV or…..