He Said/She Said: Bedroom Nightmares

August 5, 2009 4:00 pm     Posted in Advice, Relationships, Sex  Candy -- NYU g+ page

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By Candy

You know what’s super awkward? Sex. All that nudity and rubbing and body parts all over the place. It’s a recipe for disaster. There are about a billion things that can go wrong, from cutting open your head on the corner of a dresser (been there) to dropping a wad of drool on your man’s face (done that). And if we took a moment to truly reflect on what it’s like to fart during the entire thing, well, I’m pretty sure we’d all just stop sexing all together.

I’m sure most people don’t put as much thought into the intricacies of sexy time as I do, but I am sure that plenty of sexually active adults have considered the multitude of things that could go wrong during the act. Does everyone have the same fears (babies and disease)? Do guys fears differ from a girl’s? Is a queef as big a deal to everyone else as it is to me (and do other people laugh uncontrollably when one happens)?

I asked my friend who is a boy to give me his thoughts.

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11 Comments on "He Said/She Said: Bedroom Nightmares"

  1. Samantha says:
    Wed, 5th Aug 200911:43 am 

    Ah, the last few times I've had sex with my man I've had the dreaded queef. So annoying. Luckily, my man just laughs off and we move on to another position. But it definitely ruins the mood for me.

  2. chellechelle says:
    Wed, 5th Aug 200912:38 pm 

    when i first started having sex with my bf that happened a lot (queefing) very embarassing. but i would just keep going like nothing happened, and so did he, he never said anything never laughed just kept going. which was nice. but the worst is when you queef after sex, like getting out of bed… no hiding that one..:/ but i don't do it so much anymore, i'm not sure what has changed hmmm…

    stuff happens, its embarassing but you know not that big of a deal.

  3. Katie says:
    Wed, 5th Aug 20098:17 pm 

    What about while during anal sex you shit on your boyfriend's dick. That is really great.

  4. Jennifer says:
    Wed, 5th Aug 200911:50 pm 

    ??? WTF

  5. Darwin says:
    Thu, 6th Aug 20095:56 am 

    I know Katie. It's the worst when I have the leftover on my penis from another guy and my boyfriend sees it.

  6. Sam says:
    Thu, 6th Aug 200910:41 am 

    Whoa.

  7. Candie says:
    Thu, 6th Aug 200912:07 pm 

    I've queefed quite a few times during and/or after having sex with my boyfriend but it was only awkward the first time..now we usually laugh and continue, or he makes a joke like "that wasnt me, for once". I can see why it would be mortifying with a new sex partner but if youre really comfortable with someone it shouldnt matter.

  8. Danica says:
    Fri, 7th Aug 200912:12 am 

    What would you think if your boyfriend told you that he wanted you to cook pop corn out of your ass? I am talking about getting the actual kernals, not the microwave kind and proceeding to pour them into your anal cavity. Then, you have anal sex and the heat and humidity from having sex would heat up the kernals and you would start produces pop corn that would pop out of your ass. What do you guys think of that? Is it a good idea?

  9. me says:
    Thu, 13th Aug 20096:34 pm 

    queefing on his face while 69ing. *facepalm*

    Also, it was our first time trying that particular position. Took forever for me to get over it enough to try again. Haha.

  10. Jeepers says:
    Wed, 28th Oct 20096:49 pm 

    That just happend to me today, 'me' … I was horrorfied, but we laughed it off..I mean we kept laughing stopped for a bit after i apoloizged several times.. haha. Now its our inside joke.. *embarrased*

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