Be Bold, Not a Bitch

There are certain times when any woman can preserve the right to be a bitch (like when she’s curled up in bed with a heating pad on her ovaries). But instead, try being bold rather than bitchy. It is so much classier then going all Regina George on someone just because they piss you off.

By Kim

You know those times when that little monster inside of you just wants to lash out? Well, here are some bold (and bitchy counterpart) responses to ease the inner bitch while still putting someone in their place.

You go girl.

Someone Cuts You in Line
Bitchy: Get the f out of my way, you line cutting ho.
Bold: Excuse me? I believe I was here first, but feel free to get in line behind me.

Someone Macks on Your Man
Bitchy: Back off before I go Jerry Springer on you. HE’S MY MAN.
Bold: I appreciate the compliment of you admiring my man, but he is taken…. by me. (Smiley aggressively)

Someone Tries to Steal Your Idea at Work
Bitchy: Isn’t it funny how that idea wasn’t yours at all, but my idea? I think our boss will also think it’s funny. When I tell him. RIGHT NOW, bitch.
Bold: I find it interesting that your “idea” was so similar to my input and original thought. I guess, in the future, I won’t collaborate with you at all.

Someone Insults Your Outfit:
Bitchy: I was actually going to tell you that I saw your outfit on Hollywood Boulevard on one of the regulars. Men seem to really like her.
Bold: Sometimes it is hard being an individual and actually thinking for myself in terms of fashion. Some praise me for it. Some don’t, obviously.

Be a classy lady, dip your insults in sugar, smile, and relish in the thought of all the good Karma you’ll receive for keeping your cool rather than bitching it out. Because, really, no one wants to look like a Real Housewife of Atlanta, right?