It’s Time To Turn Up The Heat On The PGA

By Mandy

I’ve always wanted to play a full 18 holes of golf, but my golfing experience ends at mini-golf at Family Fun Center (which I domintiated, by the way). Even though I’ve always wanted to play, I’ve never found it terribly enticing to sit and watch a whole round of golf. Quite frankly, it’s bo-to-the-ring. I once went to a boyfriend’s golf match and I was more entertained by the golf carts and those weird little knickers everyone was wearing than by the slow moving game he was apparently losing.

With the PGA Championship going on, I’ve truly been trying to take interest in the sport, but before I know it, I’m watching reruns of One Tree Hill on Soap Net and I have no idea how or when it happened. I can’t help it, I’m smitten for Chad Michael Murray.

This got me thinking…maybe if Chad-y poo was the one golfing, I might take a little more interest. I know, I know; this makes me sound like a boy-crazed-girly-girl, but humor me here. How great would it be to see some of these guys pulling their clubs out and polishing their balls (pun entirely intended).

Justin Timberlake

Mr. SexyBack would def fo’sho bring the sexy back into golf. And by “bring it back,” I mean “introduce it.”

Mark Wahlberg

Now there’s a guy who knows how to spice up a boring, old man sport.

Tom Brady

Tom Brady in spandex got me interested in football, so Tom Brady in preppy collared shirts and cute little golf shoes will most definitely keep me interested in some golf.

Kenny G

What would make golf better? How about a little hair and some Careless Whisper?