What He Really Thinks Of Your… Bleached Denim

By Vivian

Fall is rapidly approaching and with it comes the excitement of Welcome Week, the thrill of meeting new people, and the resurgence of long denim. Normally, I’d welcome the chance to trade up my daisy dukes for a comfy pair of jeans, but this year something’s come up that’s made me reconsider.

While scouring the internet for upcoming trends, I found that I kept coming across… acid washed and bleached denim? Hmm. Didn’t know what to make of that. So of course I turned to my trusty (?) funny panel to get their take on it all.

The Look:

The Verdict:

The BF, Rutgers University - Yum… Is she milkable? *evil stare* KIDDING!

Photographer, The Art Institute of Houston - Wonder what the advertisements for those are: Don’t have a tan? No bleached locks? NO WORRIES! These babies were made to transform you from a respectable human being to a raunchy and wild, “I’ll make you buy me drinks all night at the bar and then hook up with your friend” type. .. Not that a girl wearing pants like those ever did that to me! *Riigghhhtt.*

Little Brother, 12 – She looks like a cow. You know, cause her pants make her look like she has cow legs. And the pointy black shoes are like hooves! *Hmm… I don’t know if I appreciate how my guys keep comparing women to animals..*

Premed, NYU - How did she manage to get ink all over herself? Haha.. No just kidding. They’re okay. Kind of funky though. I guess if you get them dirty you can always pretend that they’re supposed to look like that.

G, Kean University - Wow, I just thought of something dirty looking at those.. all the white blotches. Wonder how they got that way *wink wink*

** OMG… he actually winked. Ew. That was so unnecessary and creepy. I think I’ll stop taking fashion any advice from him now.**

Okay while you guys duke it out on whether or not you’d ever rock a pair of denim like these, I’ll be taking a shower and scrubbing my eyeballs out. (No, seriously G, you’re weird). Anyway, let me know what you think about these pantalones.

If you have any trends you want the boys to take a look at, feel free to send them over.

PS: For all of you who were wondering how the Christian Siriano Payless shoes came out, you can breathe easy. They arrived sans chains and Bowser spikes (boo), and they’re actually quite boring. Not at all the fierce collection I hoped for. See for yourself.