Comments on: Knock, Knock…Who’s There? Sexual Interruptions

By: Antonio

Antonio — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 15:03:54 +0000

John thats funny cuz the last time i checked the ones in Gods flock that condemn another will also be condemn in the fires of hell by the Lord. so you better get your diseased crotch in check before your throwing out threats in the Lords name.
read up on your Christian values before you make all Christians look like crazed lunatics.
as for interruptions … whenever I am at my Gf's and its time… 1 of 2 things always happens like clockwork. either her three little teacup poodles start barking downstairs (which alarms us because that usually mean someones home} for no reason at all prolly cuz they see someone walking by. (gated neighborhood so people are constantly going running and exercising) or someone Always, Always comes home and calls her downstairs to do some stupid ass shit like the dishes or somthing. And its always always always within the first 10 min…
As for when we are at my Dorm {usc} all my football buddies usually chill at my pad and we will play call of duty etc till like 5 in the morning sometimes but when i warn them that my girl is comming for the weekend you would think it would put some sense into them . Nope that just means every half 15 min to half hour they are standing outside my room making moaning noises and pounding on the door .. but seriously.. lol comon guys thats rediculous then my gf gets all mad and its just a shit storm lol.
FML
lol

By: kaitybug

kaitybug — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 17:12:51 +0000

Hahaha! My soon to be cousin walked in my boyfriend and I while we were going at it. His jaw dropped and he did an about face and walked away.

By: Dafra

Dafra — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 01:31:34 +0000

It really is a matter of respecting others. I have had roommies all my college years (im a senior now) and every time i had my bf over, they were considerate enough to leave us alone. i also vanished whenever they had company.No issues!

By: Kat

Kat — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 00:10:28 +0000

All I have to say about this is…who is John and how did he get onto this website?? lmao…I think you're in the wrong place dude!

By: S321

S321 — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 19:52:06 +0000

Sounds like no one is taking into account how often it REALLY does happen. Lets figure you and BF (or GF–whatever) do it 3 times a week (bear with me), and in a month of time (12) you get interrupted twice. you REMEMBER the two times you got interttupted and conveniently forget the 10 other times you didnt. So it doesnt happen often….or it shouldnt. If you get interrupted alot more than that..you probably should become an a porn actress….and enjoy it with or without the audience.

By: Jane

Jane — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 22:17:38 +0000

This sounds more like a roommate personality issue. I've lived in houses with 3 different sets of roommates, and never had this problem! On the rare occasions that a roommate accidentally knocks, I just say "sorry, I'm busy…" and whoever knocked will figure out that something is going on and shamefully slink away.

By: Brad Wellen

Brad Wellen — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 11:09:45 +0000

Step one to avoiding these pesky interruptions: dorm room configuration http://www.precioustimeny.com/blog/?p=4304

By: Anna

Anna — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 00:42:23 +0000

The last time I had any interaction with my BF's old college roommate, he had just moved almost all his stuff out and we hadn't heard from him in over a week even though there was still some stuff there. We had just shut the door because apparently it was "steak and BJ day," some silly holiday guys made up to get a little loving. Well, he paid for the steaks and I figured why not if he wanted to pretend it was a holiday.

… It's a good thing that I put the little loop on the door.

Right after we started, we heard the key in the door and it opened a couple inches before the door stop caught it. We heard "Oh fuck, are you kidding me?!?" and the door closed again. Once I stopped laughing, we attempted to get back to business. The roommate didn't come back for a while and as soon as we finished we left so we didn't have to confront him about it.

By: Scott

Scott — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 01:24:11 +0000

I've had a sort-of reverse situation. I was at my girlfriend's room when her roommate started having sex with her boyfriend. Three other people in the room facing their bed, wide awake (and studying for finals!), and they think it's an alright time to go at it.

By: Genghis

Genghis — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 17:14:09 +0000

John, you said: ". . . . I am married and can have God's covenant with my wife at any time . . . ."

What if your wife doesn't want to have sex with you because she is sick, has a headache, has her period or she is not in the mood, would you still insist on having sex with her? A husband having sex with his wife without her consent is still rape. You'll go to jail and God can't help you.

You call sex "God's covenant." That's not true John. God did not give you or anybody the permission to have sex at any time when already married. And it kills the romance when a husband says to his wife, lets have God's covenant instead of let's make love.

John, leave other people alone. Live and let live.

I know you'll throw fire and brimstone at me. Go ahead, make my day. I can just picture you frothing in the mouth with your carotid arteries about to burst.