Which is Bigger: The Duggar Family or Their Mom’s Vajay?

September 1, 2009 - 3:00 pm By Mandy - Hofstra

duggar2For all of you out there who aren’t obsessed wtih TLC programming like me, let me introduce you to Michelle Duggar, who gave birth to her 18th child 8 months ago.

Yeah, 18. And if that’s not ridonk enough, she’s now expecting her 19th.

I’ve got one word for this madness: holyeffingsh*t.

Naturally, I also have a whole slew of questions.

I mean, I know the Duggars are extremely conservative and religious, but isn’t 19 children just a bit extreme? And haven’t they run out of names yet? What “J” name is left for #19? Jesus? And just how large is Mrs. Duggar’s pikachu these days? Is this new baby just going to fall out of there?

And why on earth does any family need 19 kids? Are you trying to start your own football team? State? Church? Traveling band?

Oh, and when exactly do these Duggars find the time for all this baby making? And what are they eating to be so damn horny? Does Daddy Duggar get turned on by pulling on Mama Duggar’s extremely long hair? (What? Inquiring minds want to know!) Speaking of which, what is with all that hair!?

I am just so enthralled by this family. I can’t figure them out. Maybe it’s the twenty-something-birth-control-fiend in me, but I just don’t understand.

As a wise woman once said: This sh*t is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

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14 Comments on "Which is Bigger: The Duggar Family or Their Mom’s Vajay?"

  1. Dee says:
    Tue, 1st Sep 20094:00 pm 

    google their story. and THEN google their son and his wife’s website and read the story of how they met. your jaw will literally drop, I swear.

  2. Ness - Sheridan says:
    Tue, 1st Sep 20094:34 pm 

    I LOL’d at the title.
    Thanks for the laugh :)

  3. Eliza says:
    Tue, 1st Sep 20095:58 pm 

    They are part of the Quiverfull Christian movement, they are are uber-conservative, none of the girls are allowed to wear pants or attend college (WTF!?!?), gender roles are strictly adhered to, and none of the children are to leave home until they are married. They also believe in young-earth creationism (wiki it, it’s HILARIOUS) and they home school all these children. These children are so sheltered, they know nothing else and have no opportunities to learn of anything else. They are breeding future bigots. Woot woot!

  4. Laura says:
    Tue, 1st Sep 20096:18 pm 

    My boyfriend’s dad is one of 19. But then again, they were a good Catholic family… It’s still pretty insane these days to have that many kids.

  5. B says:
    Tue, 1st Sep 20096:41 pm 

    K- that is about 17 too many kids…

    Reminds me of a quote by Stewie Griffin, when he’s talking about the prostitute that Brian brings home… something to the effect “Can you even feel sex, or is it a bit like throwing a hotdog down a hallway”

    OH- I also believe in young-earth creationism… but you won’t find me not going to college, growing my hair down to my knees, skipping jeans, or popping out kids left and right… just because you believe in one or two of these things does not necessarily make you a weirdo- following all of them… I don’t know… maybe so!

  6. Kim says:
    Tue, 1st Sep 20097:10 pm 

    I think it is morally irresponsible and disgusting to have that give birth to that many children. There are thousands of orphans who need a home. We are using too much of Earth’s resources as is, why add to the population?

  7. Emily says:
    Tue, 1st Sep 20099:58 pm 

    While I do think that having 19 kids is extreme, I think that if you have the resources, love, and support required to have that many children, then I see nothing wrong with it. I personally would never have that many children, but it’s not about me.

  8. Tammy says:
    Tue, 1st Sep 200910:14 pm 

    Rofl, I like this article. Even though I don’t particular care for this family (and their inability to use birth control for religious reasons) and despite the fact that I do think 19 children is ridiculous, the Duggar family has absolutely zero debt, own their own business, and have enough time and energy to take care of 18 kids. Not even octomom can do this.

    So, Kudos!

  9. Emma says:
    Wed, 2nd Sep 20093:10 am 

    the exact same boy and girl at different ages = CLONES!

  10. oobunillaoo says:
    Wed, 2nd Sep 20098:40 am 

    they’ve got their hands full

  11. Engineer says:
    Wed, 2nd Sep 20099:44 am 

    Old photo, only 14 weirdos

  12. lala says:
    Thu, 3rd Sep 20094:31 pm 

    all i can think is : you need compulsory school attendance

    an let these children HAVE the oportunity to CHOSE if the want to live like this (Kant is calling)……this is indoctination nothing more

  13. lala says:
    Thu, 3rd Sep 20094:32 pm 

    all i can think is : you need compulsory school attendance

    an let these children HAVE the oportunity to CHOSE if the want to live like this (Kant is calling)……this is indoctination nothing more poor children

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