Live(blog) From The Emmy Red Carpet!

It’s time for the Emmys!

While the stars strut their stuff down the red carpet in haute couture dresses, we’re resting comfortably in our bed wearing nothing but an old t-shirt and a pair of VS undies shoving Pad Thai in our face. Because nothing goes better with an award show than drowning our fashion-envy sorrows in a bowl of greasy noodles.

We’ve got two full hours of designer goodness (and – fingers crossed – total disaster) coming our way, so let’s get to the show!

Get your TV set to E! and enjoy a little Ryan Seacrest action with us.

Leave your thoughts in the comments so we can all discuss the highs and lows together.

If you have any immediate concerns you absolutely need me to address, feel free to IM me at “mel1236″ on AIM

5:44 PM: Settled on the couch with my bowl of cereal, pajamas and laptop. Just put on E! to the dismay of my male, lacrosse-playing roommate. Seacrest, I’m so ready for you.

6:01 PM: Yay! It’s starting! Glam Cam 360? Livefeed of Twitter? Ryan, you’ve outdone yourself, bedecked in Burberry fabulosity. Mr. Jay, what’s all up on your collar? Also, Kourtney? No. Want Khloe. Whoa she is preg.

6:05 PM: Heidi’s preggo too? Again? Am I watching the red carpet or a commercial for Maternity World?

6:10 PM: Aww, Neil Patrick Harris in the 360 cam. Heart you. I’m hoping for some Harold and Kumar antics on stage.

6:15 PM: College Humor was dead-on with that Entourage sketch. I need some of the Piv on the red carpet asap.

6:18 PM: It’s CC’s boyfriend! Jason Segal! Not loving the hair. Did Ryan Seacrest just suggest he was going into his man cave? What? Back off Seacrest!

6:20 PM: Seth Macfarlene just dropped an F-bomb. Olivia Wilde is good looking and dressed like the 10 she is. Nene is giving sass. Everything is perfect… wait… did I really forget to buy ice cream for tonight?

6:25 PM: Christina Applegate, not a fan of that dress. Or the hair. Worlds of wrong.

6:30 PM: Alyson Hannigan! I love! Aaaand now she’s talking about breast feeding. Enough with the babies, celebrities. Mariska Hargitay is also looking phenom.

6:31 PM: Oh my god! it’s Pam (Jenna Fischer). She actually cleans up nice, blah blah, nothing new there.

6:35 PM: Tracy Morgan please be the Kanye of tonight. 22 nominations for 30 Rock but they’re going home with 26. Ew, Nene is hitting on Tracy. This is getting a little to graphic for me.

6:38 PM: Turtle, dump Jamie. Date me. Aw, okay they’re actually cute. Jeff Probst just threatened to “pull a Kanye.” Like what’s he gonna do? “Listen Ryan, I’m real happy for you and I’mma let you finish but DUNKLEMAN was the best host of American Idol of all time!”

6:40 PM: Autograph cam was a cute idea… in theory.

6:45 PM: What’s with hairdo, Rob Lowe’s creepy son?

6:50 PM:I spotted David Boreanaz. I love. Is it just me or does everyone look kinda plain? I want some wild fashion! Oh, apparently Mr. Jay agrees. Not fierce. Sandra Oh creeps me out. Am I alone in this?

6:52: I’m so over Twilight and all these new sparkly vampires. And this unfunny sketch. Is it wrong that I’m looking more forward to the new episode of Khloe and Kourtney than the actual Emmy’s?

6:55 PM: Amy Pohler, coolest mommy ever. I really like Katrina Bowden’s dress! Rainn Wilson, creepy.

7:00 PM: Vanessa Williams has some fantastic knockers. Her doorknocker earrings, people.

7:05 PM: Kate Walsh looks incredible! Favorite dress thus far. Props for the Aldo clutch and the Vuitton shoes. Nene says she’s, “not impressed” with anyone and hasn’t seen the “bam!” Mr. Jay is loving on Sandra Oh. Something about Sandra just unsettles me. ALEC BALDWIN AHHHH I SEE HIM!

7:10 PM: Stephen Moyer just did the “stiletto cam.” Hot. Nene just told Mr. Jay, “Black girls are not into the vampires, hunny.” She is all full of attitude tonight.

7:15 PM: Lonely Island is all kinds of precious. I feel that Giuliana and Ryan have mentioned Megan Fox on SNL quite a few times. I feel she’ll do a great job looking ridiculously good while not being funny.

7:20 PM: Time to order the Pad Thai. This order’s dedicated to you Ellen Pompeo.

7:25 PM: Jimmy Fallon, I miss you. Leighton’s dress is not good. Did she miss the “no white after Labor Day” memo?

7:27 PM: Of course Marci Klein looks fabulous, she’s Calvin Klein’s daughter. Gotta love this 30 Rock fam. I’m getting really tired of this “pull a Kanye” nonsense. Not.

7:30 PM: John Krasinski is looking so fox. Holy jeez, he’s tall! He’s like twice the size of Seacrest.

7:31 PM: Stewie just dissed Giuliana Rancic. Then Seacrest just dissed Giuliana for doing a Stewie Griffin bit. Ahhh the tension is high, actors are drunk and Leighton looks like a cotton ball.

7:35 PM: Ugh, Blake Lively. Your hair is wack, your dress is scandal and I want to be you.

7:37 PM: And the award for Blandest Couple of the Year goes to… Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy!

7:40 PM: What was Duckie wearing? Is Hayden drunk or does she just talk like that? When’s my Pad Thai gonna get here? All the burning questions, the hard hitting issues. College Candy, you heard it here first.

7:42 PM: Elaine, you’re awkward and I like you. I miss Seinfeld.

7:45 PM: Aaaand the Pad Thai is here. Yum. Justin Timberlake. Yummier. January Jones’ dress? Not so yum.

7:53 PM: More 30 Rock! All kinds of love. They should get all 22 of those Emmys.

7:55 PM: Really? I’m the only one who hated Applegate’s dress? Whatever, Nene.

8:00 PM: Red carpet… OVER! Time for the actual show!