It’s Time for a JoBro Bachelor Party!

September 22, 2009     Posted in Uncategorized

kevin jonasKevin Jonas and Danielle Deleasa’s wedding arrangements are still in the works, but Kevin has already taken the lead on his own bachelor party. Best men Joe and Nick are lending a helping hand in planning their brother’s last night as a ladies man. I can only imagine what a JoBro bachelor party would look like.

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But if I had to guess, I imagine it would go something like this:

They start off at a Build-a-Bear workshop where the brothers and friends gather to make cuddly mementos of Kevin and Danielle’s love. Inevitably, one of Kevin’s cheesier friends will make him his own wedding day Love Bug. That one will definitely take its place at the foot of Kevin and Danielle’s marital bed.

Joe and Nick have already confirmed that they’re forgoing the typical Las Vegas trip in exchange for something much cooler. I imagine they are chartering a private jet to Disney World where they will dine in style at Cinderella’s castle. For dessert, Minnie Mouse will pop out of a cake and give Kevin the Eskimo kiss of a lifetime. But no pictures guys, things could get wild (with Kevin drinking some sparkling apple juice) and it could be incriminating.

Next comes the scavenger hunt around the Magic Kingdom where Kevin and his friends have to locate all of the items on the list, including, but not limited to, one candy necklace, Ariel’s sea-shell bra, a Phil Collins C.D. and Tinkerbell’s phone number.

But the excitement isn’t over folks; Nick and Joe have one more surprise up their sleeves. The little JoBros will fly in special guest Dr. Ruth for a private sex-ed debriefing for Kevin. While the brothers have taken a vow of chastity, it’s time for Kevin to ditch the purity ring and become a man.  So earmuffs off, Kevin, you’re going to need these tips come honeymoon time.

8 Comments on "It’s Time for a JoBro Bachelor Party!"
  1. Jess says:
    Tue, 22nd Sep 20092:43 pm 

    I was going to say something like just because they're sweet/pure boys doesn't mean they'll have the most child-like bachelor party ever. but then I turned that Lovebug song on and I feel happy :)

    They're such nice boys. I really hope they stay that way.

  2. Kari says:
    Tue, 22nd Sep 20096:16 pm 

    Hahaha! Sweet Jonas debauchery, loved this article!

  3. Britt says:
    Wed, 23rd Sep 20096:33 am 

    I love the Jonas Brothers but this is really funny! Thanks for the laugh.

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    Tue, 27th Oct 20097:46 pm 

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  5. Despedida De Soltero says:
    Mon, 9th Nov 20098:34 pm 

    Informative content, In bachelor party you can drink all night but between the beer and the strippers, wouldn't it be fun to have a few bachelor party games such as Despedida de soltero.

  6. Quinda says:
    Wed, 2nd Dec 20091:41 pm 

    I love the Jona's brother's.This won't change Kevin,or the other 2 when their time comes.They'll always be innocent.After all it's taught to be pure body,and MIND.I think the party described above is perfect.Then again i'm the perfect person to think so,i'm in the same boat as them.22 yr.old virgin girl in the house!!whoo-whoo!!

  7. latoya says:
    Fri, 22nd Jan 20109:04 am 

    i am so happy for kevin but that was so funny

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