One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Best Sex Ever [Poll]

September 23, 2009 12:00 pm     Posted in Relationships, Sex  Brittany - University of Richmond g+ page

i heart drunk sex copyIt’s true what they say. Tequila really does make your clothes fall off. But a new study says that 50% of women actually prefer a tequila-induced night of passion rather than the regular, old Sober Sally encounter. Apparently, sober sex is so 1999.


By Brittany

The FemFresh Company questioned 3,000 British women and found that almost half of them actually enjoyed sex under the influence, and 75% of women said they at least like to have a glass of wine or two before performing the horizontal tango. The most shocking statistic of them all: one in 20 women has never, yes never, had sober sex.

While the perks (and normality) of sober sex are boundless, I have to say I do see why some people actually prefer a boozy night of lovemaking.

First of all, not only is a stiff gin and tonic a social lubricant, but it also gets the sexual engines all revved up. After a few drinks you might find yourself mentally undressing the bartender and not-so-slyly slipping him your number and a winky face on a napkin. Suddenly, the urge to shake your hips like Shakira takes over and has become your mating call to those around you. At least in your mind.

Also, alcohol is called liquid confidence for a reason. When you’re three sheets to the wind, any self-esteem issues you might harbor fly right out the window. It’s going to be a lights-on kind of night for you and your raw sexual magnetism.

Drunk sex is also synonymous with wild sex. You might as well have a copy of the Kama Sutra out in front of you because missionary style isn’t gonna cut it this time. With alcohol running through your veins, you’re loosened up and ready to experiment. Hopefully the “Pleasure Propeller” position ended well. If not, well, at least you’re too drunk to feel it when your guy kicks you in the face.

Alcohol brings on a kind of euphoric-effect in the sack, and who doesn’t want to take advantage of that. But there are risks when both partners are inebriated: regret, clumsiness and um…. dysfunction…. just to name a few. But those are the risks 50% of British women are willing to take, apparently, and who am I to judge? Bottoms up, ladies! (No pun intended.)

7 Comments on "One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Best Sex Ever [Poll]"

  1. Stephanie says:
    Wed, 23rd Sep 20097:44 am 

    Speaking as a woman on a college campus where 1 in every 2 women will be sexually assaulted before they graduate (twice the national average), I found this post to be in poor taste. The main reason our sexual assault numbers are so high is because of the amount of alcohol usage that happens – no one understands whether consent was given or received because they are drinking.

    We all agree that drinking and driving don't mix, but drinking and sex don't mix either. It's too easy to misread social cues (he may assume you want it even if you're just flirting, as a result of the "social lubricant" you mention). Letting your guard down also opens you up to dangerous situations.

  2. Lauren - University says:
    Wed, 23rd Sep 20097:50 am 

    While what you say is true, Stephanie, this article is merely discussing a study that was done. Sometimes articles are only meant to entertain. I'm pretty sure the author doesn't take sexual assault lightly. No woman does.

    CollegeCandy is proof that there needs to be a font for humor and sarcasm. Just in case people don't pick up on it on their own.

  3. criolle johnny says:
    Wed, 23rd Sep 20099:38 am 

    "Tequila Pool Tournament", Long Beach CA … When you win a round, the loser buys you a shot of tequila. I woke up in Bakersfield with a good looking lady who happened to be a little person.

    Tried to sneak out thru the kitchen but ran into a Doberman with a litter of puppies. Jumped on my motorcycle but couldn't put on my left boot because I had TWO pair of handcuffs on my left ankle. It went downhill from there.

    No . more . tequila . ever . since .

  4. jimmynorth says:
    Wed, 23rd Sep 200910:30 pm 

    You know, maybe i will sound to be an old-fashioned person but i do not accept drunk sex at all. ido not understand how it is possible to get a pleasure from that. the second thing is protection. drunk people do not think about it at all. the result – pregnancy and different deseases. So, it is better to make love with your loving person and without any alcohol. well, a bit of wine is ok. lol!

  5. TheBritishGuy says:
    Thu, 24th Sep 20096:25 am 

    Theres a difference between being so drunk you can't stand up straight and having a little alcohol.

    A little alcohol can make most things more fun.

  6. Rob says:
    Sat, 31st Jul 201012:47 pm 

    "I’m pretty sure the author doesn’t take sexual assault lightly. No woman does."

    I'm a man and I don't take it lightly either.

    Don't make it all about the woman's perspective please.

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