2009 September

Archive for September, 2009

Candy Dish: Miley Cyrus is Angry!
* Miley Cyrus hates the paparazzi.
* These trenches make rainy days a lot better.
* Victoria Beckham eats. Really!
* Could there be an HIV vaccine on the horizon?
* Julia Roberts is pissing some people off.
* Justin Timberlake gets starring role. In the Facebook movie.
Sexy Time: How HE Can Be Great In Bed
Last week I gave some pointers about how we girls can kick ass in the bedroom. This week, it’s the boys’ turn. My boyfriend is, by far, the best sex/oral I’ve ever had, and for a while I was actually freaked out that he would spoil me for life. To solve that issue, I had him write a guide on how to please to a woman (that I could assign as homework to any future boyfriends).

Candy Dish: Ellen Pompeo is a McMommy!
• Welcome to the world, Stella Luna Pompeo Ivery!
• Aubrey O’Day’s giving a little Peepshow.
• Zac Efron’s face is traumatizing.
• A guide for hiring women…from 1943.
• Is that Rihanna? Are those pants? What is going on?
• Confessions from a Tucker Max one night stand.
• It’s the end of an era for Billy Ray.
The Rival Rundown: Boston College vs. Notre Dame
This week, we take a look at the opponents in the nation’s most notorious holy war. Not the mission in Iraq, but the rivalry between BC and ND, America’s premier Catholic universities. Besides giving mad props to the Pope, these two share a common interest in superior athletics, academics, and intense fan-dom.
Ask A Dude: Am I Being Played?
Hey Duuuude, OK, so here is my situation. I met this guy my freshman year of college (I’m a sophomore now) and we flirted for a while and then we started texting. Then eventually, we started partying together. Well for about two months while we would flirt, text and party all the time (he would text me every day about 3 times a day a lot of times just to see what I was doing), he had a girlfriend.
This Little Piggy Isn’t Gettin’ The Flu
My top contender for Halloween costume this year is “The Swine Flu.” Who knew dressing up as a pig could be so dangerous? But in all seriousness, swine flu is still among us, and no matter what your college is doing to protect you (read: installing bottles of antibacterial everywhere), we must protect ourselves.
Work Out With Your Mother (Earth)
I have this theory that anything that’s good for the planet is good for your health as well. You’ve heard it all before: ditching the car, eating organic greens, and drinking tap water are all great ways to maintain your well-being. But did you know that adding a little green to your workout routine can actually bump it its effectiveness and your subsequent sexiness?

Happy National Chocolate Day! Let’s Indulge
Today is National Chocolate Day. Yes, there is actually a day dedicated to chocolate and all it’s creamy, heavenly glory. And that is about as exciting as waking up on Christmas morning (yes, my parents still sign the gifts “Love, Santa.” Don’t judge).
The Five Questions We Ask Everyone: Julia Stiles
Thanks to our friends over at Broadway.Tv, I was able to interview none other than Miss Julia Stiles. She and Bill Pullman are co-starring in “Oleanna,” a play about tension between a college student, Carol and her professor. Though Julia is familiar with the stage, this is her Broadway debut (and she is unfamiliar with wooing her professors…).
College Myths Debunked: The Sorority Brothel?
When I asked her what was up, she sighed and told me that she’d always wanted to live in a sorority house, but unfortunately the city where her campus was located strictly forbade her chapter from having one. “Why the anti-Panhellenic attitude?” I asked.
One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Best Sex Ever [Poll]
It’s true what they say. Tequila really does make your clothes fall off. But a new study says that 50% of women actually prefer a tequila-induced night of passion rather than the regular, old Sober Sally encounter. Apparently, sober sex is so 1999.
Campus Couture: Chic Mr. Shane
While everyone is fabulous in their own right, we thought we should celebrate the campus fashionistas of the world for their continued excellence in not looking like a hot mess for class. So, we started stalking those girls (and guys!) on campus to get a few pics and get some tips on their personal style. And maybe a restraining order or two.
Candy Dish: Mackenzie Phillips Has a Dirty Secret
• And it is really, really gross.
• Sarah Michelle Gellar is a mama!
• Hayden Panettiere and Kevin Connolly are doin’ it.
• Drool-worthy designer boots. Drool.
• This baby is giving Beyonce a run for her money.
• Beware of those college credit cards.
Let It Rock: Flashback!
I feel like I’m having a major flashback this week. Like Wayne and Garth are running by me in my bedroom waving their hands in the air screaming “Do do do do. Do do do do.” And then everything gets all jumbled and I’m ten years younger and wearing something completely ridiculous.
Candy Dish: New Man for Rihanna?
• Um, Justin Timberlake and Rihanna? WTF?
• Forget scrunchies – use your undies!
• Heather Locklear’s back at Melrose Place.
• Healthy hair will save your life.
• How to date without the booze.
• K-Fed got fat…to make a couple bucks.
Pink’s Sparkly Vagina and Other Questionable Wardrobe Choices
I wonder what was going on in Pink’s mind when she donned this nude jumpsuit for her audience. “Tonight I’d like to wrap my body in tape and have my vagina shine like the diamond-encrusted treasure that it is!” Not sure what she was hoping for, but, personally, the image of Pink’s sequined camel toe has been be burned into my retinas.