The Best Men are Animated

So, if you haven’t already heard, the new cover girl of Playboy magazine is…wait for it….Marge Simpson. Not the first person we think of when considering sexy women. But I suppose those long legs, that voluminous hair and those big alluring eyes could do the trick.

This got us thinking: if men can ogle cartoon women then we sure as hell can drool over some hunky cartoon men. And there are plenty to choose from.

Be careful though, at the end of the day they are fantasy, and they may have our actual prospects looking a little less then desirable. But hey, a girl can dream, right?

Eric from The little Mermaid

Those big blue eyes and run-your-fingers-through-it soft hair makes us melt. You had us at the pearly white grin, Eric.

Superman

Can you get a more perfect man? Equal parts smart, brooding, strong, and go-getter-y. He has the muscle and the brains. And the tight suit to show it all off.

Johnny Bravo

His deep voice and daredevil attitude, makes him the quintessential bad boy. He’s got that Danny Zuko/ Elvis thing going on, and we like it. Plus, homeboy looks good in a tight pair of jeans.

Aladdin

No, I never thought I’d fall for a guy in Harem pants either, but how can you not? He’s adorable and the boy can sing! Serenading his girl on a flying carpet – need we need say more?

Fred from Scooby Doo

He’s clean cut, has that adorable blonde hair and can rock a neck-scarf like no one else. Plus, he doesn’t pop his collar, which is something we can definitely get behind. He’s smart and innovative (obviously, he’s solving all those crimes!) and is total bring-home-to-mama material.

Dimitri from Anastasia

He’s a little rough around the edges. A roll up your sleeves kind of guy. And he completely abandons his desire for money and power for love – totally sexy.

Hercules

Bulging Muscles? Check. Long, silky hair? Check. Love for animals? Check. Oh and he’s also got those sparkling baby blues. He was adorable before he became the hero, but when he transforms from a boy to a man, we just can’t resist.

Mr. Incredible

A man who loves his family is most definitely sexy, and Mr. Incredible would do anything for his wife and kids. Plus, he has that average-guy-turned-hero storyline that grabs our heart.

Fry from Futurama

We’ve got to include him for all those girls who are suckers for a nerdy guy. He has a lovable smile, messy hair and that squeaky voice. He has the affect of a little puppy dog; we want to give him a big hug and take him shopping for a new outfit. But unlike a puppy, we wanna take him home and make out with him after.

Zorro

A little mystery is always a good thing. We can never pin down Zorro which makes him that much more attractive. And the accent doesn’t hurt either.