The Best Men are Animated
October 12, 2009 Posted in Entertainment, HaHa
So, if you haven’t already heard, the new cover girl of Playboy magazine is…wait for it….Marge Simpson. Not the first person we think of when considering sexy women. But I suppose those long legs, that voluminous hair and those big alluring eyes could do the trick.
This got us thinking: if men can ogle cartoon women then we sure as hell can drool over some hunky cartoon men. And there are plenty to choose from.
Be careful though, at the end of the day they are fantasy, and they may have our actual prospects looking a little less then desirable. But hey, a girl can dream, right?
Eric from The little Mermaid
Those big blue eyes and run-your-fingers-through-it soft hair makes us melt. You had us at the pearly white grin, Eric.
Superman
Can you get a more perfect man? Equal parts smart, brooding, strong, and go-getter-y. He has the muscle and the brains. And the tight suit to show it all off.
Johnny Bravo
His deep voice and daredevil attitude, makes him the quintessential bad boy. He’s got that Danny Zuko/ Elvis thing going on, and we like it. Plus, homeboy looks good in a tight pair of jeans.
Aladdin
No, I never thought I’d fall for a guy in Harem pants either, but how can you not? He’s adorable and the boy can sing! Serenading his girl on a flying carpet – need we need say more?
Fred from Scooby Doo
He’s clean cut, has that adorable blonde hair and can rock a neck-scarf like no one else. Plus, he doesn’t pop his collar, which is something we can definitely get behind. He’s smart and innovative (obviously, he’s solving all those crimes!) and is total bring-home-to-mama material.
Dimitri from Anastasia
He’s a little rough around the edges. A roll up your sleeves kind of guy. And he completely abandons his desire for money and power for love – totally sexy.
Hercules
Bulging Muscles? Check. Long, silky hair? Check. Love for animals? Check. Oh and he’s also got those sparkling baby blues. He was adorable before he became the hero, but when he transforms from a boy to a man, we just can’t resist.
Mr. Incredible
A man who loves his family is most definitely sexy, and Mr. Incredible would do anything for his wife and kids. Plus, he has that average-guy-turned-hero storyline that grabs our heart.
Fry from Futurama
We’ve got to include him for all those girls who are suckers for a nerdy guy. He has a lovable smile, messy hair and that squeaky voice. He has the affect of a little puppy dog; we want to give him a big hug and take him shopping for a new outfit. But unlike a puppy, we wanna take him home and make out with him after.
Zorro
A little mystery is always a good thing. We can never pin down Zorro which makes him that much more attractive. And the accent doesn’t hurt either.
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Sarah says:
Mon, 12th Oct 200910:28 am
This list makes me incredibly happy. I'd add John Smith to that list. An adventurous personality, a caring heart, and that amazing blond hair make him my favorite Disney hunk.
H says:
Mon, 12th Oct 200910:44 am
Aladdin…*swoon*
tissue says:
Mon, 12th Oct 200910:56 am
Sheng from Mulan is also incredible.
jess says:
Mon, 12th Oct 200911:20 am
hello!sheng and j.smith are THE HOTTEST of all…c'mon,who doesn't love a shirtless chinese soldier
Ellie says:
Mon, 12th Oct 200911:34 am
Yes Dimitri!!!!!
grace b says:
Mon, 12th Oct 200911:38 am
DIMITRI!!! So effin hot.
I believe that is where my love for John Cusack started
H says:
Mon, 12th Oct 200911:39 am
Oh and sorry for the complete creepiness..I know he's a cartoon AND an animal, but I've always had a thing for (adult) Simba..hahah
shari says:
Mon, 12th Oct 200911:43 am
i remember a couple years ago my friends and i were debating which of the disney princes was the hottest…and Aladdin was the runaway winner!
Casey says:
Mon, 12th Oct 200912:02 pm
Dimitri! I actually wasn't expecting him to be on here since I didn't think that movie was that big (not sure why I thought that), but he's definitely at the top of my list, and John Cusack's voice is just super hot! (I have a thing for voices)
but how could Prince Phillip from "Sleeping Beauty" (which I am actually watching right now lol) not be on this list? He was my #1 Disney prince growing up. Followed closely by Prince Charming from "Cinderella".
Ashley says:
Mon, 12th Oct 20093:20 pm
H– I LOVE SIMBA TOO! Something about his voice was so hot!
Simba is only second to Dimitri though. John Cusack is so incredibly sexy. Even as a cartoon.
Abby says:
Mon, 12th Oct 20094:13 pm
haha John Smith from pocahontas.
Casey says:
Mon, 12th Oct 20095:29 pm
Ashley, Adult Simba was voiced by Matthew Broderick ("Ferris Bueller's Day Off", "Inspector Gadget") I thought he was hot as Ferris Bueller, but not so much once he got older. He does have a pretty distinct voice though.
eliz says:
Mon, 12th Oct 20095:48 pm
aww aladdin was always the fave
Sabrina J. says:
Mon, 12th Oct 20098:13 pm
I've got one: Moses from the Prince of Egypt, PRE-self-imposed-exile. I was totes hot for the guy when the movie first came out (I was a lonely 17 yr old, leave me alone).
Yesenia M.D. says:
Tue, 13th Oct 20099:16 am
Casey I totally agree with you! How on earth could they leave Prince Phillip out of this list!!?? he was also my favorite prince, and Johnny Bravo??? that dude is SUPER concided.
whitney says:
Tue, 13th Oct 20094:09 pm
batman instead of superman and you've got a real list.
sam M. says:
Tue, 13th Oct 20094:59 pm
Batman and prince phillip most definitely. i really dont know how you missed them. also the Flash just cuz hes the flash.
A says:
Tue, 13th Oct 20098:58 pm
BALTO.
Salome says:
Wed, 14th Oct 20098:13 pm
Fry ftw. Seriously.
Naughty coed says:
Wed, 14th Oct 20099:06 pm
quazimodo anyone? i feel he has a big penis
Nerak says:
Thu, 15th Oct 20095:28 am
Where's batman?!
Equalizer says:
Mon, 19th Oct 200911:20 am
What about James Bond?
prchronicles says:
Sat, 24th Oct 20091:54 pm
No Hulk ? Hulk Smash !!
Guffaw says:
Mon, 30th Nov 20096:19 pm
"batman instead of superman"
Batman is a bloody psycho. Now, Supes… Supes is an honest to god gentleman. He's caring, he's sweet, he's smart, he's hunky, he's absolutely incorruptible while having the kind of power that corrupts absolutely… Basically, he's a big effin' hero! Can we say yum? Oh, and he doesn't lie – must be a characteristic unique to Kryptonian males. So… pretty much his only fault is that he's unbelievably busy. If not for that, he'd be marriage material. Well, that and that he's fictional. But hey, nobody's perfect.
Dimitri's a charmer, too.
The rest… keep 'em.
watchfuturama says:
Wed, 3rd Feb 20104:42 pm
top notch, i really enjoyed reading this post
futuramaonline says:
Wed, 3rd Feb 20104:44 pm
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futuramafan says:
Wed, 3rd Feb 20104:48 pm
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ilovefuturama says:
Wed, 3rd Feb 20104:51 pm
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tyciol says:
Sat, 25th Sep 20108:48 am
Zorro is a horrible example, you may as well say 'the comic adaptation of David Boreanaz'.
Naveen says:
Tue, 13th Mar 20125:02 am
Hi, LA .you are courageous and vnuedtarous! Good on you for accomplishing all of this in such a short period of time .an inspiration to the rest of us! I hope to see you at HOST in the Fall. Current work load hasn’t allowed me to participate during the summer. Best wishes, Dawne