Every college student’s Saturday schedule is more or less the same: Waste half the day by sleeping until an inappropriately late hour. Stuff your face at the dining hall. Meet the girls for a pregaming/get-ready session and then roll with the punches as you walk out into the night, flask in hand.
While you never really know what the night has in store (except that you’re sure to wake up to embarrassing photos, unidentified bruises and amazing stories), there is a general progression of things, is there not?
The guys over at The Ultimate Hatelist made a little man graph, documenting the progression of activities on a typical Saturday night as one’s blood alcohol level increases.
And it got us thinking; we girls definitely have our own succession of events that come at distinct points as our BAC ticks upwards. While every night out is unique in it’s own way, we find comfort in knowing that the general sequence of events will always remain the same. No matter how sloppy we get.
Casey says:
Thu, 15th Oct 200910:56 pm
That picture is so gross. Just wanted to put that out there.
Lauren - University of Michigan says:
Fri, 16th Oct 20098:35 am
Where does taking off your shoes and being ok with walking barefoot on the sidewalk fall in here?
Yana says:
Sat, 17th Oct 200910:25 pm
hahahaha have to agree with lauren on that one.
and pizzaaaaaaaa is story of my life. every drunken night, its there.
J says:
Mon, 19th Oct 20096:44 pm
ahahaha. this is true except i’m pretty sure your bac shouldn’t go past .3, or you seriously run the risk of alcohol poisoning!
Ashley says:
Tue, 20th Oct 20097:15 am
getting arrested.
rebel says:
Tue, 3rd Nov 20094:25 pm
im pretty sure ive never gone past sharing sexual secrets. i mean.. sometimes i get sick.. but i have never passed out next to a stranger. after about 4 drinks… i either lock myself up… or my bf or buddies do it for me lol
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