Chiseled Abs Are SO Last Year
October 27, 2009 Posted in Relationships
I never thought I would say this, but I am completely over and tired of super hot guys.
Yeah, that’s right, I said it. I am over them.
Okay, so I’ll always have a weakness for super hot abs (I’m looking at you, RPatz), but I would much rather spend my time with the new class of men out there. I call them the Hunky Beefy Boys and they are redefining what it means for men to be sexy. And I like it.
Thanks to the new comedians out there in Hollywood, charming is in and hot is out. Comedians like Jason Segel, Vince Vaughn, Seth Rogen, and Will Ferrell are now considered Hollywood’s sexiest. Whereas women wouldn’t give guys like them a fighting chance before, these guys are now making the girls swoon.
So maybe they don’t have washboard stomachs or chiseled cheek bones but they have charm, wit, and a sense of humor that make them completely irresistible. And they are all perfectly hunky beefy: tall with a little more cushion for the pushin’, but still fit and mouth-watering.
Traditional hotties of the past like George Clooney, Harrison Ford, Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt are still sexy, obvs, but they are starting to fall by the wayside for these new guys who have something more than an Abercrombie smile.
So what is it exactly that has us melting like a pat of butter into their husky hands?
Their Humor/Wit/Pure Awesomeness: Honestly, who wouldn’t want to spend time with someone that can literally make your sides hurt with laughter? Any guy can be sweet, but not all guys can be funny. Plus, laughing contracts your ab muscles, so keeping these men around means a much more toned and defined mid-section (legit).
Their Effort in Bed: Most of these non-traditional sexy men don’t have the perfect face and body of the traditional hot men of women’s fantasies. Unlike someone like George Clooney, who just has to look at a woman to get her in bed, these guys have to work for a girl’s attention. And work hard. And what does that mean? It means they’re all about the giving in bed. Which works out well for all of the takers out there. Mainly, me.
Their Charm: Every girl wants a guy that her friends and family can love. A pretty face can only last so long, but a great personality and charm will last forever. Work function, a friend’s party, or a relative’s wedding? These men will not only be fine on their own when you beeline to the bathroom, but will probably be the hit of whatever crowd they’re a part of. Their confidence (and dance moves…thank you, Wedding Crashers) is utterly irresistible to anyone and everyone.
Their Bear Hugs: Nothing feels better than a guy who can wrap his arms around you and make you feel warm and safe. Well, nothing besides a guy who can pick you up and hold you against a wall during sexy time. And, let’s be real, those tall, hunky frames are perfect for snuggle-time too.
So guys, if you’re reading this, don’t worry if you’re no James Dean. Just charm us and make us giggle; you’ll be on your way to sex symbol in no time.
[Photo courtesy of JustJared.com]
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Casey says:
Tue, 27th Oct 20098:49 am
Mmmm Paul Rudd! I've had a crush on him since Clueless came out. And Vince Vaughn is hot! I'm not too big on the extra cushion on the others though, when I see stuff jiggling it's just a turn off for me. But hey, that's just my personal preference and if a guy had an exceptionally good personality then I could probably get past the extra poundage (think Jason Segal), but I have never and will never be able to stand Jonah Hill.
Kate says:
Tue, 27th Oct 200911:02 am
they may redefine sexy for some, but they still define un-healthy. I'm all for a guy, with a great personality, great heart blah blah blah, but when they stuff cheeseburgers in everyday and think the lettuce counts as a vegi and the tomato a fruit and think its okay, its not. I want a healthy man, one that can take care of himself and me, and no that doesn't mean chiseled abs, just self aware ya know?
Emily says:
Tue, 27th Oct 200911:13 am
All this article does is reinforce the stereotypes currently prevalent all over television – the slobby, entitled guy gets the hot, modelesque girl. At face value, it looks like this would be a good thing. However, the end result is hot women losing their shallowness to date entitled, ugly men, who are dating THEM out of shallowness. Whatever.
John says:
Tue, 27th Oct 20092:38 pm
You forgot to mention all those funny-chubby guys are also rich as fuck…. wonder if that has anything to do with them getting women.
criolle says:
Wed, 28th Oct 200910:57 am
chubby rich:
http://s298.photobucket.com/albums/mm247/Beerseek…
perversecowgirl says:
Wed, 28th Oct 20097:53 pm
Whatever you do, don't go sleeping with a not-so-hot guy simply because you think he'll try harder in bed. Been there, done that, learned my lesson.
Conversely, I have bedded insanely hot guys who were attentive and thorough in the sack.
There is really no way of knowing ahead of time who's gonna bring his "A" game to the bedroom and who's not.
Dannia says:
Fri, 30th Oct 20091:43 pm
FINALLY someone understands my big giant Seth Rogen crush…
Gary Hole says:
Mon, 18th Jan 20108:23 pm
you people are fucking idiots…and your all probably fat heffer bitches anyway.
BOW BOW!!!