Who doesn’t want to have their cake and it eat too? Well what if you could have your cake, eat it and up your cup size all at the same time without doing permanent damage to your figure? It sounds too good to be true doesn’t it?
In Miami, a plastic surgeon is sucking out the fat in women’s unsightly muffin tops and injecting it into their breasts. Talk about killing two birds with one huge suction device. Minimize the love handles, maximize the love jugs. If that’s wrong, I don’t want to be right.
Now that I think about it, it seems so obvious. Women have been getting liposuction for years. Why waste all that precious fat when it could be put to good use and make you look slammin’ in a halter top?
Honestly, I can see the appeal of this type of procedure. It’s essentially rearranging the fat on my body until it’s in its rightful place… my bra. Plus, just think of the days leading up to the procedure: “Sorry guys, I have to eat this entire pint of Ben & Jerry’s by myself. I have surgery tomorrow.”
So the next time the dreaded drunk munchies hit, I won’t hold myself back from ordering the large Domino’s pizza with breadsticks. In fact, bring it on. I’m really lacking up top and I’ve got some new skinny jeans to fit into.



Vicky says:
Wed, 28th Oct 20091:03 pm
With the brazilian butt job, they take the fat and put it in your butt!
Lauren - University of Michigan says:
Wed, 28th Oct 20091:20 pm
This surgery was made for me.
hanabira says:
Thu, 29th Oct 20091:16 pm
Seems obvious to just use fat, right? The reason why breast implants have been used in the past instead of just fat transfer is that the latter brings about big issues when trying to detect and scan for breast cancer. An implant doesn’t brign this problem as it sits under, rather than amongst, the existing breast tissue…
GL says:
Thu, 29th Oct 200910:04 pm
I’ve heard about this too.The only thing is, you may have moved your fat somewhere else, but your body won’t always accept it. You could end up just having it look lumpy or cellulite-y. Not cute.
perversecowgirl says:
Thu, 29th Oct 200910:58 pm
I thought they couldn’t transfer fat into breasts because the body would reabsorb it, just like with collagen lip injections. Maybe I was wrong…or maybe if you get fat redistributed into your boobs you have to come back every six months to get the job touched up.
Alice says:
Fri, 30th Oct 20091:30 am
I’ve bet women have been thinking this since the beginning of time!
I read that they don’t recommend it is because the fat can get rejected or reabsorbed if blood vessels don’t connect to feed it. Well, when we get through that, there’s nothing to stop us >:)
hanabira says:
Fri, 30th Oct 200912:11 pm
collagen injections are protein not fat. generally fat transferral is pretty much permanent, though there can be slight reabsorbtion its not like the 6month reinjection rate of collagen. not advocating surgery at all BUT its better to put something foreign and contained in your body than natural but lumpy leading to cancer scares or lack of cancer detection
April says:
Sat, 7th Nov 20093:11 pm
Does anyone know what that surgery is called? Because I want it.
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