2009 October - page 3

Archive for October, 2009

Candy Dish: Miley Is Tainting Our Youth!
• Looks like Miley’s ruining America.
• More people try to milk the Michael Jackson estate.
• Michelle Obama’s a Glamour cover girl.
• A nightclub for overweight people?
• Get this season’s hottest trends at the lowest prices.
• Natalie Portman really doesn’t like meat.
The Rival Rundown: Columbia vs. UPenn
This week begins the World Series, the premier sporting championship in the nation (at least in my opinion–why have one night of the Superbowl when you can have at least four nights of nail-biting, crowd-rousing suspense?). While the world obsesses over the current New York-Philadelphia rivalry, let’s take a look at another – between Columbia University and the University of Pennsylvania.

Ask A Dude: Exiting the Friend Zone
Hey Dude, How the heck do you get out of the friend zone? It seems like everyone thinks it is only a problem for guys but girls go through the same problem as well. I have a guy friend for a few years now and I would love for it to be something more. He is a definition of a player and basically can get whoever he wants.
Beware Of These Relationship Red Flags
Making your way through the landmine that is the world of college dating is tricky. You have to make sure to bypass the clingy, the crazy and the man-whores before you can settle down in a safe zone. But just like my favorite computer procrastination game, Minesweeper, there are red flags that you have to pay heed to, lest you detonate a mine, or a relationship gone sour.
Go Green, Get Drunk
I like to think that alcohol in and of itself is good for all mankind. It makes people happier, friendlier, and much more likely to dance like a fool if given the opportunity. Unfortunately, your favorite spirits are probably not the most eco-friendly drinks on the block (or bar). Instead of forgoing your Saturday nights, just swap your faves for these green alternatives and feel free to party on!
Major Halloween No Nos
Just because Halloween happens on a weekend – allowing us to go balls to the wall without fear of vomiting in class the next day- it doesn’t mean you should disregard the basic No-No’s of this very religious holiday:
Bring On The Muffin Top?
Who doesn’t want to have their cake and it eat too? Well what if you could have your cake, eat it and up your cup size all at the same time without doing permanent damage to your figure? It sounds too good to be true doesn’t it?

Facebook Characters That We Love
The writers over at The Ultimate Hatelist composed a list of the Top 10 Most Hated People on Facebook: The Constant Status Updater, Facebook Couples, People Who Post Little Pictures… Clearly, we agree with them. Those girls with the freakin’ peace-sign-and-pouty-lip pics and the people who actually pay for Facebook gifts should go back where they belong: MySpace.
Campus Couture: Keepin’-It-Comfy Meagan
I’ve known Meagan since elementary school, and she’s always been one of the happiest people I know (she’s a cheerleader so she has to be, I guess). Her clothing choices are always full of color and spunk, and she is the definition of cute: a tiny body with a big personality that shines through her outfits.
Candy Dish: Does Robert Pattinson Have a Secret?
• Does RPatz have a drinking problem?
• The Olsen twins are designing clothes for us!
• Is Kristin Cavallari killing The Hills?
• Andre Agassi’s got a big secret!
• Why do guys dump women after sex?
• Stars come out to honor MJ in L.A.
The Hills: Sorry Boo, Justin’s a Turd
Back when JB was doin’ his thang with Audrina, we hated him for many reasons. Obviously, he was treating her like dirt, but he also had long, greasy hair, wore ugly hats and burped at the dinner table. G-to the-ross. When Krisin came into the picture it seemed that, much like his hygiene, Justin Bobby had cleaned up his act.
Let It Rock: Do You Like Surprises?
The great thing about new music is that you never really know what you’re gonna get. Sorta like life. And a box of chocolates (thanks, Forrest!). Sometimes albums totally and completely surprise you. And sometimes they don’t at all. Sometimes surprises are good, and sometimes they’re a huge letdown. Sometimes all you want is your favorite band just the same as always, and sometimes a little change makes them all the better.
Candy Dish: Taylor Lautner Doesn’t Want to Be Shirtless
• I’m sorry, but we’re gonna have to disagree with that one.
• Beyonce and Jay-Z have too much money.
• Kate Gosselin talks about her hair.
• 5 things single girls hate to hear.
• These things will NOT help you save money.
• Madonna really wants to be Oprah.