Caption This: When D-Bags Unite

November 9, 2009 - 5:00 pm By CC Staff

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We have no idea what brought these two guys together for this splendid photo opp, but we know one thing for sure: that’s a whole lotta douchebag for Times Square.

We’ve been staring at this photo for hours with only one small Pop-Tart break and we just can’t imagine what these guys are thinking (though we know that the act alone is difficult for Levi).What are they looking at? And is Jon’s jacket Ed Hardy?

Save us from our brain drain and share your captions and ideas in the comments.

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36 Comments on "Caption This: When D-Bags Unite"

  1. Emily says:
    Mon, 9th Nov 20096:05 pm 

    Didn’t you know it was a father of the year convention? I’m sure Michael Lohan is lurking somewhere around there.

  2. ER says:
    Tue, 10th Nov 20098:12 am 

    I CANT beleive that pepole actually care about theses hollywood idoits. First of all Get A Life, stop spending time gossiping about people on TV. THEY ARE NOT REAL!
    SO GET OFF THE COUCH AND DO SOMETHING MEANINGFUL WITH YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!God- its like telling Trekies to move out of their Moms basement.!!!

  3. Terri says:
    Tue, 10th Nov 20098:22 am 

    OMG What is this world coming to !!!!!!?????? Is there no shame or common sense.Bizzare.

  4. Lauren - University of Michigan says:
    Tue, 10th Nov 20098:26 am 

    I just wish Levi took off the jacket. Yeah, I’m looking forward to seeing what that guy’s got goin on under the layers (of clothes…I know there aren’t many layers to his personality or intelligence).

  5. Coco says:
    Tue, 10th Nov 20098:32 am 

    Gag….they’re even dressed alike. Who and why would someone hire these two? Whatever…..I wouldn’t watch.

  6. tammy says:
    Tue, 10th Nov 20098:54 am 

    er I am so sick and tired of people like you who trash reality shows or people who love them .Not everyone who keeps up with celebrity gossip is an idiot or lazy.My 23 year old daughter talks just like you but yet has her music going 24 hours a day. Different people are into different things and there is nothing wrong with it. I wake up everyday and after I feed my pets and make coffee and get my husband off to work yes I like to read the news! First the real news,whats going on in the world and then the celebrity news. Its fun and an escape and real life sucks. My 25 yr old son was just killed in a car accident and reality tv is so entertaining that it is actually helping me get through and believe it or not not everyone can afford to travel and do all the things you can see on these shows. I love jon and Kate plus 8 and any news on them is delicious.Same thing with Levi he told us what we always knew about Palin she is an idiot.Quit being so judgemental some of us like to have fun and know how not o take life so seriously. what ae you doing all day that is so productive?

  7. collegethriving says:
    Tue, 10th Nov 20098:54 am 

    Umm… I know the one on the left is Jon Gosselin, but who’s the other? I’m so out of pop culture

  8. Gillie Dailey says:
    Tue, 10th Nov 200910:15 am 

    Just evidence that these two rolled in the hay with two women.

    Most people who become famous write books, paint beautiful art, write poetry, are philosophers, completed school, had a job, a dick does not make a daddy……………….twin poxes on the world, and under the spell of $%$%$$ grubbing exploiters. The world will forget them soon enough. As for me it is already enough……

  9. Faith says:
    Tue, 10th Nov 200910:25 am 

    Maybe they’re pitching a new reality show: both men sue for custody of their children,get a house and raise the kids as one big dysfunctional pop culture magazine fame fueled Brady Bunch

  10. bella says:
    Tue, 10th Nov 200911:09 am 

    Look! It’s the twin pack!

  11. kim says:
    Tue, 10th Nov 200911:39 am 

    tammy maybe your son is not dead he just wanted to leave planet earth

  12. allaboutme says:
    Tue, 10th Nov 200912:23 pm 

    To Tammysays………..I think you were being judgemental about Palin.

  13. KrystalCA says:
    Tue, 10th Nov 200912:36 pm 

    This comment is for ER. Did someone make your finger click on this link? Have a gun to your head? Or were you “interested”? Hmmmm. If you want it to go away, stop clicking the link. Hard to tell which one of you 3 is the bigger douche bag.

  14. h says:
    Tue, 10th Nov 20092:23 pm 

    An adulterer who committed grand theft against his own children and a rapist…Yes, Levi is a rapist because sex with a minor is legally against the law…Sarah Palin didn’t press rape charges against Levi because Alaska has a law that any rape victim has to pay for their own medical rape kit…See any Alaskan taxpayer can have the full services of the police departemnt except for rape victims.

  15. Casey says:
    Tue, 10th Nov 20092:48 pm 

    h, legally sex with a minor is rape, but that doesn’t mean it truly is rape. As a rape victim it seriously pisses me off that girls who WANT to have sex and say YES are put under the same pretext as someone like me who DIDN’T want to have sex and repeatedly said NO. It trivializes true rape cases, and skews the statistics for rape victims.

    As far as I am concerned Levi is not a rapist, especially since Bristol was on numerous talk shows telling the world about her experience with consensual sex that resulted in a baby, SHE never claimed it was rape, and her and Levi’s opinions should be all that matter in the case, not a bunch of adults who played no part in the matter.

  16. Marui says:
    Tue, 10th Nov 20093:05 pm 

    I Told yoy he wasn’t cheating with any women.

  17. Stephanie says:
    Tue, 10th Nov 20093:15 pm 

    trying to read the cue cards with a straight face and trying to figure out how to speak without putting the blame on themselves

  18. Marui says:
    Tue, 10th Nov 20093:22 pm 

    I Knew Jon wasn’t lying. He wasn’t cheating with another woman.

  19. Trey says:
    Tue, 10th Nov 20094:27 pm 

    So much sperm…so little brain. Both are publicity wh&$es who contribute nothing to society, or their children for that matter!

  20. Barb says:
    Tue, 10th Nov 20094:33 pm 

    And the first person to be voted off the planet Earth is….

  21. ediesue says:
    Tue, 10th Nov 20094:51 pm 

    Tammy,Who is being judgemental? Sounds as thoug you are. You take that scums word over Sarah Palin. How do YOU know how intelligent she is. PARROT,Parrot.——–And h How do you know about Alaska making rape victims pay for rape kits? Parrot,Parrot.

  22. ediesue says:
    Tue, 10th Nov 20094:54 pm 

    Should have been “though”

  23. DeborahB says:
    Tue, 10th Nov 20095:58 pm 

    Aw….so cute, they even have the official matching douchebag uniform.

  24. Capt. Bob says:
    Tue, 10th Nov 20096:10 pm 

    TO TAMMY

    You say quit being judgmental but yet you are calling the kettle black — you believe Levi when he talks about the Palins because this is the way he makes money through his lies. Sarah Palin isn’t the taking clothes off to get attention and make money. It looks Levi will say anything just to get a buck out of the medai. I think some people are always trying to find something negative about people so they can feel better about themselves. You should honestly try to find something more positive to watch rather than the gossip which will bring your spirits down. Levi only says negative things, Jon/Kate only say negative things — Realty shows are not positive in any way, shape or matter, these families tear each other apart — try to find something to lift your spirits…..

  25. 4evercourageous says:
    Tue, 10th Nov 20099:37 pm 

    Did you say what are these guys thinking?
    You’re joking, right? You did say “thinking?” Answer: absolutely nothing;that’s not their job. They are drones incapable of thought.

  26. dskjflkdsjfklsjlf says:
    Tue, 10th Nov 200910:36 pm 

    The real question is why are they wearing matching jackets? And what is the cause for that smug smile on Levi’s face?

  27. Observer says:
    Tue, 10th Nov 200910:40 pm 

    Sperm donors on display in Times Square

  28. Gwen says:
    Tue, 10th Nov 200911:04 pm 

    I cannot even look at John Gosselin…he makes me SICK and if he says one more time ! I am only 32″ I want to throw up on him….Grow up before you kids beat you to that too………

  29. chiqui says:
    Tue, 10th Nov 200911:08 pm 

    two dodos in trench. ewwww.

  30. jackie wood says:
    Tue, 10th Nov 200911:15 pm 

    these are two guys that both got castrated regularly and got dumped on and now the press is dogging them. Learn the real story. Two men who got walked on by two women; excuse me, one woman and one girl. Leave ‘em alone.

  31. jackson says:
    Wed, 11th Nov 200912:03 am 

    Is this actually the required attire for the, I should have kept my dick in my pants, because I have no brains or morals contestants.

  32. Amy says:
    Wed, 11th Nov 20097:35 am 

    Jon will do anything for money. Not too sure about Levi though. He is young and most likely being manipulated by Entertainment Tonight with a paycheck!

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