WTF Happened to Prince William?
November 24, 2009 Posted in Buzz

There’s something that’s been on my mind recently, and I’m hoping I’m not the only one who has noticed. But seriously, what happened to Prince William and when exactly did he get assaulted with the ugly stick? Because with every day that passes, William begins to look more and more like his father, and that’s a genetic battle that he is most definitely going to lose.
I don’t want to succumb to my shallow side and say that it’s the hair that makes the man, but in Prince William’s case, it certainly is. His picture is showing up in the press due to all of his good deeds and charity work, but what seems to be getting more attention is the shocking lack of hair atop his royal head.
I can only imagine how Will feels when he gets ready for sleep each night, dutifully applying his Rogaine and remembering the days when he used to be the playboy of England. I bet there are some tears on his pillow (most definitely mixed in with the hairs that fall out of his head throughout the night). At least, I know there would be on mine. It can’t be easy knowing you’ve reached your peak of attractiveness at the ripe age of 26.
And what makes things even worse for the aging king-to-be, is that his younger brother has since been named the new “playboy prince.” It was only a year ago when articles titled “Is Prince Harry Too Ugly to be King?” were being published. But in that year, Harry really blossomed from a Ron Weasley-esque ugly duckling to a stunning, red-headed swan. Yes, one of the great wonders of the world, the rare red-headed swan.
The tables have turned, William. It seems as if Harry will no longer be walking around in your balding shadow, as tall and regal as it may be, and instead will be walking through my fantasies…. naked. But look on the bright side: at least you have a diamond encrusted crown to cover up that bald spot.
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Carmen says:
Tue, 24th Nov 20099:24 pm
This is a really mean article.
If I recall correctly, he's a pretty well-behaved royal, and he seems genuinely nice. He has no control over his early hair loss, and yet here you are mocking him. I get that you're trying to be humorous, but really? Ugly stick? Tears on his pillow? Peak of attractiveness?
You've already succumbed to your shallow side, and it seems that you like it.
michelle says:
Fri, 1st Jan 201011:07 am
ahahaha I thought I was the only one.
Alex says:
Sat, 16th Jan 201011:26 pm
History will always remember his bald spot…can not say the same for your fat cellulite ridden arss.
andrew says:
Tue, 19th Jan 20103:15 am
I thought this article was funny as fark… very very accurate..
DarkKnight13 says:
Mon, 15th Feb 20105:42 pm
What are you talking about ? and I don't want to tell you the meaning of growing up because all you know ,when people get older and can become genetically bald when the times come
so this is a normal thing.
Helena n Norway says:
Fri, 19th Feb 20106:51 pm
He's also developed those ugly features that Princess Anne and Edward have. I guess it's not his fault. But compared to the other European royal families who look really healthy and modern, you Brits have such a strange-looking and ugly bunch as a royal family. Bizarre really
Katarina says:
Wed, 17th Nov 20103:38 am
He has gotten ugly at a very early age. It seems Kate loves him anyway, and he is of course super rich and king-to-be, so I don't feel too sorry for him.
Darrin says:
Mon, 22nd Nov 20101:03 am
You are NOT the only person who's thinking this! My bride and I were discussing this very subject this weekend! So wild how the tables have turned!
Gia says:
Fri, 10th Dec 20107:50 pm
If you remember Lady Di's brother…can't remember his name….but he gave a touching speech at Dianas funeral – Well that's Williams Uncle and he looks EXACTLY like him…,LONG face and speaks with the same deep voice. Seriously, I noticed Williams face getting longer and longer but same time its puffy…not a good look for him at all. Harry actually is a cross between Diana and Charles and quite handsome as it turns out.
bob says:
Mon, 3rd Jan 20112:30 am
hes always been ugly. The entire royal family is ugly because of their inbreeding. Seriously he has big teeth, beady eyes, a big forehead and an ugly nose. The only reason women find him attractive is his crown and the billions that come with it.
MaryB says:
Tue, 15th Mar 201111:06 am
To be fair, the British Royal family aren't a bad looking bunch. The Queen is quite a good looking woman and looks remarkably well for her age. William and Harry are both handsome, and Princess Margaret was stunning as a young woman.
Valeria says:
Sun, 3rd Apr 201111:03 am
Diana will always remain the beauty of the Royal Family
Prince William did look like her at first and then eventually took after his father, not his fault
Christine says:
Fri, 8th Apr 201110:14 am
I've been thinking this for quite a few years now! On the other hand has anyone noticed that Harry is doing the opposite and getting better looking?
WordConnect says:
Thu, 14th Apr 20114:33 pm
Thank you for saying what I have only dared to think. His little brother is gorgeous, but, William…I hope he's smart because his good looks left him years ago. Didn't this dude have a full head of hair like 5 years ago? Who's hair falls out that damn fast? That is crazy and sad. Harry has a stupid name, but at least his looks make up for it.
Rachel says:
Wed, 27th Apr 20117:00 pm
Haha, not just his hair but his face. It's too bad he didn't turn out like his brother.
Jenny says:
Thu, 28th Apr 20111:42 pm
Yes. Prince William was adorable as a baby and teen, but now he definitely is looking more like his father. I can remember Princess Diana's father being bald during the wedding, he must have gotten it from him. I agree Harry is much more attractive than in his childhood. Hopefully, William will have better luck in the marriage department than his poor mother did.
fuck you bitch says:
Thu, 28th Apr 20118:35 pm
i hope you get vagina cancer and die.
antony kdj says:
Fri, 29th Apr 20112:18 am
He looks like John Elway. Kate will find another good looking guy in time. She is just being a traditional gold digger. I hope he gives her a good "poking" before she leaves him.
jogn says:
Fri, 29th Apr 20113:14 am
Prince WIlliam one ugly mofo. Thats why hardly interested in the royal wedding. Not fairy tale like for the price to be some ugly dude.
Nightmare Time says:
Fri, 29th Apr 20119:53 am
hahahhaha royal inbred freaks!
shtiffen says:
Fri, 29th Apr 201112:16 pm
Yeah, he's taken a hard gang beating it seems from a variety of ugly weapons, but he can't help genetics. The same genetics that earned him wealth, power, and privilege for the sole accomplishment of being the first sperm to the egg and making it down a birth canal. If he were truly a good person , "down to earth" dude, though, he might beseech the world to divert attention away from him and his nuptials, occuring as it were in the wake of so much suffering and misery in the world…most recently a devastating loss of life in Alabama. The lavishness and focus on undeserved and unearned privilege is gaudy and vulgar and stands in direct opposition to everything we stand for in the US. Blood was spilled to rid us of the imperialist tyranny of England. Most of their vast wealth and resources were taken from both sovereign and uncivilized regions of the world in history (not that the US has a much nicer track record). Even more sinister the enslavement, murder, and torture of millions of people. What a joke. We're doomed as a species on so many levels. .
jaila says:
Sat, 30th Apr 20113:40 am
Brittany is indeed shallow but you do waste your time telling her this. She'll never realize it, her mind is wired this way. Brittany will probably look like an alien at 50, heavy-laden with plastic surgeries, fake lips, breasts, hips, hair, eyelashes, nails… That's what happens to people whose only preoccupation doesn't dip the surface…
Ann says:
Sat, 30th Apr 20111:17 pm
Yes. The dude sadly took exactly after his horsey “Mr. Ed” looking father, and there is absolutely nothing good about that. I noticed it quite a while ago, and that the tables had turned. William, once the looker is now the funky one, and Harry, once the funky one, is now the looker. Odd how these things come to be, isn’t it?!
Jimmycrackscorn says:
Sat, 30th Apr 20113:57 pm
He looks like his parents. Neither one had good features, Di covered up her mediocrity with a lot ot f make up. William is average, but seems to be a nice fellow otherwise.
Stace says:
Fri, 10th Jun 20117:30 pm
Come on now, if it was all about the money and the crown, this article wouldn't even exist. You don't see women ever having called his father good-looking, do you? Just like a lot of you men, women aren't blind when it comes to good looks either.
platinumtangerine says:
Sat, 9th Jul 20116:23 pm
I was just thinking along the same line … Prince William is getting uglier and Prince Harry is getting better-looking. A statement of opinion only.
However, I think this is a general change and not just about hair or lack of it.
I also think that this article didn’t have to be elaborately mean. Sometimes people are shallow and form opinions on looks – it’s not unnatural but might be cruel when expressed. The author has not only done that but turned it into a crap throwing session.
meggf says:
Sun, 10th Jul 20113:19 pm
He looks like a mixture of John Elway and Bobby Fischer.
bob says:
Mon, 11th Jul 201110:46 am
Ugly parents = ugly kids. Charles is hideous and Di was barely plain. I don't know why people made a big deal over her. If these people weren't royalty and rich nobody would give them a second look.
Chris says:
Sun, 17th Jul 20112:23 pm
Brittany, let's see you in 20 years and let's revisit this topic about aging and looks with regards to your own face and see how much you'd like people commenting on how much your tanning salon addiction has aged your entire face and body and how much weight you have gained and how much you don't resemble the image of youth you had in your 20s. You say you aren't vain or shallow but you are showing it with this preoccupation with looks. Men go bald sometimes, young, sometimes old. Big deal. If you were honest, you'd post a photo of yourself without makeup, so we can then judge you honestly and accurately because all men know… most women look NOTHING like they look with it on. Makeup does wonders to women's skin and features. How would you like someone judging you on your own looks?
Jache says:
Wed, 20th Jul 201112:40 am
If she doesn't die from malignant melanoma before then. Can't believe how many f*cktard people will put their lives on the line for something as superficial as a tan. Yes folks, skin cancer is a real thing.
James says:
Thu, 11th Aug 20113:14 am
I agree with everything you say in regards to the Idea of unearned priviledges…and I too strongly despise the idea of a monarchy. One thing I do not agree with however, is the idea that people in the US do not enjoy gaudy and Vulgar displays of wealth? Have you not been to LA, Miami, NYC ? , nor listened to Philistinism that is Rap music… America is Mecca of Gaudyness and all things Classless!
My super Sweet 16, The Hills, The real housewives of ( OC, NYC etc..) and many other shows, are major hits …. and all they do is highlight exactly what Im saying.
As for Prince William… hes boyish Charm has definitely faded … as has his hair… Harrys hair is also going though… recent videos fromt he wedding show a growing bald spot developing on his crown