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Archive for November, 2009

It’s a Twihard-Knock Life
When I was waiting outside of the Scholastic store in Soho to buy the 7th Harry Potter book, I saw a reporter from the New York Post who was walking up and down the massive line and interviewing people for a story about the book’s release. I overheard him speaking with one guy who had a lightning bolt scar on his head.
Budget Stylista: You WILL Look Good
Let’s cut to the chase. In a short 5 days you will be back home and surrounded by every category of person to ever cross your path. Ever. In your life. The people you never really talked to, but now feel obligated to acknowledge and chat with. The people you didn’t like then and surley don’t like now. The girls who were bitches to you (and now, because of your cool job, want to kiss your ass)…

Tarte And Commando Have You Covered
Tarte cosmetics has teamed up with Commando underwear to get you covered (from top to [your] bottom) for the upcoming holiday season. They’re giving away up to $750 worth of goodness and all you have to do is enter. And with products like theirs, that is definitely something to be thankful for this season.
Duke It Out: Bad Influences
A couple of weeks ago, Miley was voted the worst celeb influence. And while we’ve definitely said some harsh (but true) things about her in the past, I can’t help but have mixed feelings about the tweeny-bopper’s new title.
Candy Dish: Heidi Klum Is Not Human
• Seriously, this is what she looks like 6 weeks after giving birth?!
• Is Ashlee Simpson Fall Out Boy’s Yoko Ono?
• Welcome to the fad diets of 2010.
• Taylor Swift is too busy for her fans.
• 11-year-old gives birth…on her wedding day.
• Uh. That’s Lady Gaga? Holy crap.
Coupled. It’s the Little Things That Count
I remember watching Say Anything with my sister when I was a kid and wondering if all men were as sweet as Lloyd Dobbler, standing outside a girl’s house with a boom box over his head. Obviously I had a rude awakening when I got to dating age and realized that high school guys were actually kinda jerks.
Fashion Porn: Lace Orgy
Lace is easily one of the most popular fabrics this season. No longer just for your undies (though there are many, many pretty lace-y underthings available), Lady Gaga’s VMA outfits, or your Grandma’s doilies, lace has found it’s way onto every type of clothing and accessory imaginable this season.

Embrace Your Inner Manly Man
Guys can benefit from acting like a lady. At least that’s what our friends over at YourTango.com are saying. They argue that men should embrace some “girly” trends and we most definitely agree (especially when it comes to manscaping….a little clean up never hurts).
But the same can be said for women. And I’m talking about more than landscaping.
In Our Makeup Bag: Dior Skinflash Primer
Is it just me or is there another “revolutionary” new makeup product introduced every freaking day?! Just walking into Ulta or Sephora (or even Walgreens!) sends me into fits of hysteria, reaching for the nearest brown bag to regulate my breathing. It’s all so overwhelming. But how can you know which product – among the sea of thousands – is the best?
The Know: Making Memories
This time of year brings two things to mind: gifts you need to get for everyone on your list (and, uh gifts you found for yourself while shopping for said gifts); and show stopping outfits to wear to holiday parties, high school reunions, or your cousin’s bar-mitzvah, which his parents just happened to plan on January 2nd. In another state. And your parents are making you miss NYE to go.
Bar Fails: These Offenses Deserve a Penalty Fee
A couple of days ago three bars at Penn State were fined for “lack of alcohol training.”
What?! What exactly were those bartenders doing wrong to piss off the authorities? How hard is it to open a bottle of Bud Light or mix vodka and tonic together?
It’s On: Express vs. New York & Co.
New York & Co. and Express both sell clothes that most would consider “Business Casual/Professional Wear” and “Evening Wear.” And while you may not by your ridiculously sexy homecoming dress there, if you want to look sophisticated, sexy and like a grown up, these two stores are contending for your money.
Candy Dish: The Insider Hates Speidi
• Spencer and Heidi get a verbal beat down.
• Joe Francis out of money.
• Bundle up (and look cute doin’ it!) this winter.
• Well, hello there, Zac Efron.
• The biggest hair trends of the season.
• Adam Lambert must tone down the gay.