10 Questions for Taylor Momsen

December 1, 2009 - 3:00 pm By Brittany - University of Richmond

I don’t know about you, but if I were Taylor Momsen and I was about to appear on TV (yes, even It’s On With Alexa Chung), I’d probably change out of my one-night-stand’s military button-down before I went on air. That is, if it were appropriate for my 16-year-old self to be putting out in the first place.

But not dear Taylor. Our favorite-turned-most-annoying Gossip Girl star showed up to the MTV studios looking like this. Naturally, I have many questions for this good-girl-gone-whore:

1. Did you honestly wake up, get dressed, look in the mirror and say “Yes. This looks good.”
2. How did you justify this look: It’s OK if your shirt doesn’t cover your vagina since your sunglasses/hair cover half of your face?
3. If Miley can’t dance on a stripper pole, do you think you can walk around Manhattan looking like you just had wild sex?  The walk of shame does not become you, Taylor.
4. What do you have against pants?
5. From where does your fashion inspiration come? Ashley Olsen-meets-Lady Gaga?
6. Good call covering your nips with that fur collar. It gets cold strutting around NY in the fall half naked. (Yeah, that was a statement and not a question, but that really was a good idea on her part.)
7. What look were you going for with this? Homeless girl sells pants in order to purchase a Starbucks coffee to warm her half-dressed body?
8. How much do you charge for a quickie?
9. Uh, aren’t you in middle school?
10. Seriously?

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  1. Monique says:
    Wed, 2nd Dec 20092:56 am 

    How hilarious is this?!? Finally. Someone who understands. You pinpointed everthing. I really don’t appreciate her dressing like that. Not a good look. I don’t know what look she’s going for. But someone need to tell her it’s not okay. It just isn’t.

  2. Shayla says:
    Wed, 2nd Dec 200911:00 pm 

    yeh, she is like 15 or 16… wow where are her parents?! or even friends to be like no, you look like trash?!

  3. Lily says:
    Thu, 3rd Dec 200912:35 am 

    And why can we all see your bra?

  4. Dina says:
    Sat, 5th Dec 20092:23 am 

    I have a hard time reconciling that she is the adorable cindy lou who in the grinch who stole christmas.

  5. Josh says:
    Sat, 2nd Jan 20109:44 pm 

    the mother of whoever wrote this must be ever so proud of their childs ability to slaughter a talented and uniquely dressed young women. Ive got nothing else to say on the matter..

  6. Carmen says:
    Sat, 2nd Jan 201010:08 pm 

    Yall all just need to shut-up I dont remember that being yalls life to judge! I think Taylor Momsen is awesome!!!!

  7. natalie says:
    Sat, 2nd Jan 201010:21 pm 

    Hahaha! Who ever wrote this has GOT to be PMS’ing.

    Taylor’s style is unique and it rocks! The writer of this most likely lives with their Mom and is one ugly mother effer who doesn’t know the difference between style and shit. To him/her shit & style must look the same.

  8. Candy Warhol says:
    Sat, 2nd Jan 201010:57 pm 

    Wow that is seriously fucked up Taylor so pulls that off though.I love your stlye Tay and people like that are gonna end up getting stabbed in the back keep your head up like you do. Ignore the haters hon cause their lives are the ones that are messed up. I loove you and you make awesome beautiful orgasmic music Keep ROCKing IT like you do GO THE PRETTY RECKLESS.

  9. Danni says:
    Sun, 3rd Jan 201012:07 pm 

    Taylor Momsen is awesome and she can dress however she wants, it’s her life and her body not yours, so just shut up and keep your comments to yourself!
    And for question 3, Miley is a Disney star, therefor she can’t dance on a stripper pole and dress like a slut because she has 4 year old girls looking up to her and Taylor, well, she doesn’t have little girls looking up to her.
    Taylor has an awesome and unique style, so just live her alone.

  10. helena says:
    Sun, 3rd Jan 20101:32 pm 

    hey dude what´s your problem?
    i like the way she dresses, she has an unique style and she ROCKS!!
    i think you are just jealous of her!
    i totally agree with Danni
    miley comes from a way diferent world than tay
    miley is hannah montana for good sakes!
    my little sister loves the show… and many little girls look up to her…
    i personally prefer taylor´s style… i love BLACK!
    taylor is 16 already and she has amind of her own, therefore she has the right to dress up has she wants

    You´re totally my idol Tay!!!!

    AND NO, SHE DOESN´T LOOKS TRASHY ONLY STYLISH :p

    i personally think you must be really old and ugly to be peacking up with someone has fabulous has taylor

    byeeeee

  11. Anna says:
    Sun, 24th Jan 20104:59 pm 

    This is actually quite funny. I like Taylor’s style a lot but she can look a little trashy at times.

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