The Cure For Thursday Boredom: Suri Cruise
December 3, 2009 Posted in Cool Stuff, Entertainment, HaHa
So it’s Thursday.
Thanks to those 5 glorious days off last week, this week feels like its been going on for an eternity. Friday seems so close yet so far away and right now we’re bored. And completely checked out from anything and everything academic.
Black Friday and Cyber Monday have given me my fill of shopping for awhile (aka until next week), and all this Tiger Woods bullsh*t is pissing me off. Who does he think he is dominating all the top stories of every one of my gossip websites? I avoid golf for a reason – it sucks. Enough already!
So what is a bored, Internet surfing college student to do?
Find someone entertaining to stalk, of course. And who is more entertaining than high-heel-sportin’ Suri Cruise?
I know what you’re thinking: what the hell does Suri cruise do besides wear a more expensive wardrobe than me? Well, I bet you didn’t know that she kept an online diary full of her deepest thoughts and feelings.
I agree; who knew she was so computer savvy? And witty? And eloquent?
Not that I’m surprised. She is Suri, after all.
If you’re looking for something to get you through this Thursday until Joel McHale shows up at 8pm, I highly recommend catching up with Lady Suri.
This is bound to keep you entertained for hours.
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Jess says:
Thu, 3rd Dec 200912:01 pm
I just played the "click on a mutual friend" game for like 10 minutes. you start on one person's facebook page and check out if they've been up to anything interesting, click on a mutual friend, and continue.
in other words thanks for giving me something else to do. Tiger Woods IS boring!
Dottie654 says:
Sat, 5th Dec 20098:34 pm
Suri is so ugly with that unruly mop of hair on her head. I would be embarassed for a child of mine to be seen in public in such expensive clothes and such a rat's nest on her head. And the excuse that 'Suri refuses to wear a coat' is just absurd. Apparently she is the boss of them. We all know Scientology says to let a child do what they want to do, how they want to do it, and when they want to do it, but when that little snot ends up in the hospital with pneumonia – or worse – I won't feel one damned bit sorry for her or her parents.
Lisa says:
Sat, 5th Dec 200911:13 pm
I'm sure she is already, but that's going to be one unbelievable monster when she grows up.
Star says:
Sun, 6th Dec 20091:20 pm
I love how obsessed with celebrities and their children people are. They think because they see a picture of them on the internet it gives them every right to talk about what they think of these people they've never met.
You probably wouldn't go up to a random mother in the grocery store and inform her that her child has ugly hair and is going to grow up to be a monster but it's perfectly fine to do it on the internet about someone you will never meet.
Personally I don't think you're a nice person. Do I know anything about you? No, but I know about as much about you as you or I do about Suri or any other celebrity so apparently I can make judgments too.