So it’s Thursday.
Thanks to those 5 glorious days off last week, this week feels like its been going on for an eternity. Friday seems so close yet so far away and right now we’re bored. And completely checked out from anything and everything academic.
Black Friday and Cyber Monday have given me my fill of shopping for awhile (aka until next week), and all this Tiger Woods bullsh*t is pissing me off. Who does he think he is dominating all the top stories of every one of my gossip websites? I avoid golf for a reason – it sucks. Enough already!
So what is a bored, Internet surfing college student to do?
Find someone entertaining to stalk, of course. And who is more entertaining than high-heel-sportin’ Suri Cruise?
I know what you’re thinking: what the hell does Suri cruise do besides wear a more expensive wardrobe than me? Well, I bet you didn’t know that she kept an online diary full of her deepest thoughts and feelings.
I agree; who knew she was so computer savvy? And witty? And eloquent?
Not that I’m surprised. She is Suri, after all.
If you’re looking for something to get you through this Thursday until Joel McHale shows up at 8pm, I highly recommend catching up with Lady Suri.
This is bound to keep you entertained for hours.