1. Fantasy sports: I couldn’t care less, I barely even know what that is. I know a few guys who do this, but not many. I really don’t understand it either. Watching sports is the biggest waste of life. Followed closely by dancing(AKA-standing around moving my body pointlessly). Dancing does have its perks though, since a lot of women use it to help judge sexual prowess. Pushing modesty to the side(for constructive reasons), I consider myself to be top notch in bed, honestly, yet I can’t stand dancing. I would be good at dancing if I took the time to learn some “moves”, but I can’t get over the fact that I’m just standing in a room trying to impress someone with arbitrary movements. It’s ridiculous if you think about it.

2. Strippers: I’m a guy and I don’t understand strip clubs. Why would I pay an excessive amount of money just to become sexually frustrated? 20 bucks for a lapdance? Ha. I would just hate myself for wasting the money. If I had multi-millions, and money wasn’t an issue, maybe my opinion would be different. I still end up frustrated though.

3. Facial Hair: Usually guys grow facial during a lazy streak or cold streak, that’s what I do. Between men though(or more accurately “boys becoming men”), growing hair faster is a sign of masculinity or more testosterone(which makes you have more hair). As in: “Look at little Ricky, he can’t even grow peach fuzz. He wishes he was a man like me with my full beard!” Sure it’s childish, but we take every chance we get to “prove our manliness”. Just friendly competition.

4. Anal: Ok, this is a personal pet-peeve of mine, for a few reasons. As far as I’m concerned, any woman that doesn’t like anal or has never tried, is an amateur at sex. Yes, I said it. My personal saying is “If you don’t do anal, you are missing out of 50% of sex”. Now listen, I know it isn’t 50% of sex, not even close, it is an exaggeration to prove a point. Anal sex is much better than people think, I believe that MOST women would love it, as long as it is done the right way, with the right person. Problem is, most people do not do it the proper way, they do not clean beforehand, they rush into it or are rushed into it by an inexperienced partner, or generally think it is dirty. One bad experience usually turns them off forever, unknowingly giving up a great part of sex. You can’t just jump into it, you have to take the time, do it slowly, and have an understanding partner. With practice, it will become easier and second nature, once you know what is normal and how your body reacts. Sometimes, you may not be in the mood or it is the wrong day for a variety of reasons, that’s fine. Fecal matter isn’t stored at the “opening”, it is stored further up and away, only to move downward when you are ready to go to the bathroom. So in at any given time, you are more that likely “empty” and clean inside. It is far less dirty than people think, its relatively rare to get dirty actually. So what if you do? Clean up and learn something. If that’s embarrassing, then you are not in a secure enough relationship to begin with. Grossness is relative to maturity. Try cleaning out a diaper many times a day for years. You won’t think it’s so gross anymore. One turn off for guys(for me at least), is the aversion to trying it, at least a few different times. Nothing is sexier than a woman who is open and adventurous enough to try anything. That goes for ALL things, sexual or non-sexual. One woman I knew wouldn’t go on my roof to look at the stars, instant and total turn-off. She wasn’t in control enough to make sure she didn’t fall, so she isn’t in control enough to be my wife or partner in life. No confidence. Of course, some women may have a physical trait or other permanent reason that makes anal sex uncomfortable, it’s very rare, in fact I’ve never heard of a reason, but I’m sure it happens. Some women can’t have vaginal sex, it happens. Some women say that they tried and it hurts. Usually that means that they didn’t do it right, or slowly enough. Done properly, it doesn’t hurt at all. In fact, the majority of women that I know that like anal sex have said that, at times, it is BETTER than vaginal sex, and no, it’s not because of my performance vaginally. I am not one sided in this either. All of this goes for men too. Any man that is unwilling to try receiving a finger or two or more himself is simply a wuss. Afraid that it is “gay” or unmanly, even though it has nothing to do with another man at all. There is nothing gay about anal stimulation, unless it’s another guy doing it of course, haha. It makes you MORE of a man if you are secure and willing to try. So, ladies and gentlemen. Be open. Give it a shot. A couple of shots. Just make sure you choose your partner wisely. You only have about 30,000 days to live, if you are in your early 20′s, 8,000 or so are already gone. Don’t waste them following other peoples beliefs.

5. Lesbians: Easy, a lot of guys just like to see 2 women make out. Simple as that.

Wow, this was a lot longer than I intended. Hope this clears up a few things……

This statement comes from a repressed homosexual. Seriously, dude, you're not fooling anyone. Not even your mother.

Those are not obsessions. Thats why women will never understand men. They think they know but they dont. And men will never get women for that matter.

But back on subject. Avatar was the best movie Ive seen in years. Its almost creepy how real everything looks at times. Really makes me wish I was in that world.

I mean, when did it be okay to like these childish, lame things like "fantasy" football and lame special effects type movies like "Avatar"? Tarantino makes man movies. Scorsese makes man movies. Even Oliver Stone makes man movies. James Cameron made "Titanic". . . nuff said.

I only wear facial hair, because I look like an over sized 12 year old without it.

And anal is gay to me. I know guys who swear by it, but I spent my entire adolescence trying to do things sexually with girls that I couldn't do with other men. I mean the vagina's so beautiful, why the anus?

Don't get the appeal of lesbians, especially the butch ones.

I do enjoy an occasional lap dance, though.

I can tell you that it makes you feel vigorous as a man to have young nubile thing grinding on you. That's the best way I can express that to you.

But most of the stuff you described describes the lamest among us.