Would You Rather…The BF Edition [POLL]

Wednesdays are rough. Even if your finals are over, you’re lounging on mama’s couch and you only have 48 more hours until you’re calling all your friends to tell them about the hot new Coach bag you snagged from the parentals.

And this day is especially rough for those unlucky souls who aren’t home yet and somehow lucked out with the last final of the week. Today. At 3 pm.

Whether you’re stuffing your face with mom’s famous brownies or stuffing your brain with useless information that you’ll forget the minute you walk out of that classroom, we thought we’d play a little game of “Would You Rather?” Because what is more fun (and a better distraction) than pondering life’s most random conundrums?

So, here we go. Choose your answer and explain why in the comments section below!

Would you rather date a guy who makes normal noises during sex but sounds like Chewbacca when he orgasms, OR date a guy who is completely silent every single time you have sex?


10 Comments on "Would You Rather…The BF Edition [POLL]"

  1. Casey says:
    Wed, 23rd Dec 20091:12 pm 

    I’d take chewy over silence any day. I hate when guys are silent, it’s more a turn off than a couple seconds of Wookie calls. I guess I’m a little selfish cause I like to hear just how much pleasure I’m giving my guy, it’s an ego boost. If he was silent, it just makes sex lame.

    Plus, I love Star Wars, so it’s forgivable.

  2. Lisa says:
    Wed, 23rd Dec 20097:51 pm 

    Chewie – if he’s completely silent, I’d start thinking he was hating it. At least Chewie shows he’s enjoying it!

  3. Dionna says:
    Wed, 23rd Dec 20098:21 pm 

    I’d rather have the Chewy-gasm. I need to hear how well I’m doing. Silence would freak me out, and I would start to think I was doing something wrong.

  4. s says:
    Wed, 23rd Dec 20098:37 pm 

    my bf is already choice b. i hate it. he makes certain faces though haha. but i’d def choose A

  5. sexdating says:
    Wed, 23rd Dec 20099:39 pm 

    Hi dear Sir,
    i hope you are satisfy my answer

    Wait, I never agreed to that!

    waht id REALLY like him to say: Hey sweeti lets go over to my place for some fun.. lol jk i dont even have a bf but i really want 1!
    Thanks YOU Sir,

    sexdating

  6. Kim says:
    Wed, 23rd Dec 200911:53 pm 

    I was with a guy who made a Chewy face everytime he came. I had to keep my eyes closed. Horrible.

  7. Dirk Diggler says:
    Fri, 25th Dec 200912:18 am 

    From a dude’s perspective, making the wookie call and pulling off a good finish at the same time WOULD BE AWESOME!

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