Facebook Wall of Shame: It’s The Final (and Annoying) Countdown

December 26, 2009 Posted in Entertainment, HaHa

This week’s Wall of Shame contains some of the most horrifying status updates that have appeared on our readers’ (and my own) Facebook walls… this week. Because – come on, people – we don’t need to know how many times you poop a day, or exactly how many credits you had to complete at community college to get your degree.

You know you’ve got people like these in your newsfeed. Send the worst statuses you see to FBWallOfShame@CollegeCandy.com. Then send the perpetrator a link to this article. Consider it a community service.

Heartbroken Harry wonders why the ones who are SO convincingly nice and awesome ALSO turn out to be a**holes. WOW.

Girl Whose Updates Consist Solely of What Her Dog Does Getting Dooney out of bed to play in the snow is next to impossible. She just looks at me and then lays back down. She is such a teenie-bopper. I literally put her leash on and tried to pull her out of bed with no luck, the bed would have had to go on a walk also!

TMI Tina why have i already sh*t 4 times today?
Concerned Commenter why are you posting this on facebook?

Too-Old-For-Facebook Tammy Not happy to discover the beginning of wrinkles on my face the day of my 10-year high school reunion. There better be some horrible lighting at that restaurant!!

Girl Who Graduated (Community) College But Still Can’t Spell Assistant 5 Semesters @ MVCC + 3 college courses from High School. A total of 67 credit hours. An accumulative GPA of 3.0 = My Associates Degree in Administrative Assitant.

Angry Alyssa and who are you to tell me how to conduct myself? why don’t you practice safe sex and go F**K yourself.

Annoying Countdown Girl 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! …

Jealous Jessie you may be prettier, have bigger tattoos, and get drunk all the time, but i have this on you. all those things are going to get you no where, and i actually have a future. so stick that in your juice box and SUCK IT

Bragging Betty today was a 100% great day! spent some time with [friend] and [friend], got an amazing performance review from my internship, got 100/100 points on my final portfolio, got a great set up from College Success Connection, and a cutie made me smile today!!! now going to work on a paper but i am going to Ace it so I am ok with that!!!!!

Bad Choices Becca I’m gonna get a DUI on the drive home right now. F**kkkk

490415 Comments2009-12-26+20%3A00%3A35Kelly on "Facebook Wall of Shame: It’s The Final (and Annoying) Countdown"

Kelly - University o says:
Sat, 26th Dec 200911:07 am

Bad Choices Becca, I hope you did

Riko says:
Sun, 27th Dec 20097:58 pm

what? bragging betty makes me happy! i like to see that people are having a good day

Liz says:
Mon, 28th Dec 200910:12 am

I go to a community college to save money and still get the credits I need. My college is amazing and has professors who choose to teach at the major university in town as well as my school. I become incredibly angry whenever I see posts that suggest that because I attend such a school then I must be inferior to everyone else.

Samantha says:
Mon, 28th Dec 20097:48 pm

this is great – you should check out yourstatusisannoying.com for more turds like this.

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