But honestly, lets get down to business here.

1. The reason this article is valid is that it does make a point about how cosmo and other horrific magazines not only vomit out the same generic advice in different words each time, they brainwash us into thinking their ridiculous enthusiasm about sex should also be yours. Sure, it's a great read for humorous reasons, but who actually takes them seriously? (not to mention this writer does a good job of looking up sources).

2. Any particular article that gives women some sex advice, love advice, and other vices, really don't know what their talking about. It's really all about bowing down to the man and sucking their boners. Nothing else?

3. Seriously, there's more to life than just different sex, and I like how witty it is about how Cosmo has nothing else to sell but sex. Like it's something ABSOLUTELY needed in life. Sure healthy and fit is good, but not 105 ibs. for a 5' 10" woman. That's horrific. It's all about image to these people. And they could give two shits what you think.

4. I would think I would feel ridiculous using items in the bedroom, or splitting the time from my significant other to go get some "grapes" from the freezer. Just get the job done and there. BAM. Insta-gratification.

What’s with the props, Cricket? When did good, old-fashioned foreplay become boring? Did you ever open your mind to think that people after being married for many years might get bored? You don't even have the right to write this article…except to criticize someone else. Have an open mind! and the fruits of love will ripen.

1984 has come and stayed!

I heard you can also use altoids for oral. But putting any food on a penis then in your hole is a one way street to a yeast infection.