Facebook Wall of Shame: Learn Some English

By Kelly

This week’s Wall of Shame is dedicated to all those status-updaters that have yet to learn the basic rules of English grammar. Sure, grammar isn’t as important on Facebook as for your midterm paper, but your “friends” would appreciate it if you could at least spell the names of states correctly. You’re giving us all headaches.

Girl Who’s Too Busy Updating Facebook to Enjoy Her Vacation In flordia with my amazing boyfriend who got me a beautiful diamond necklace for xmas

Girl Who Skipped 3rd Grade Grammar Class ,,liquor makess my blooood run hott;;; strippp downn babbyyy ♥ ;; show mee wutchaa got,

Emo Elana paintin my nails blue to match my mood… i hate lyf but rly who doesnt??

Desperate Dana somone invite me to something on new years. im a lonely hermit.

Another Girl Who Skipped 3rd Grade Grammar HustLiN’ at FoX toNIte comE buY some shotS froM mE :

Betrayed Betty for every 99 times you looked me in the eye and swore you werent lyin…theere comes a time in life when your faced with the truth..or glimmer of the truth..and might have to make a decision that hurts….hmm

Woe-Is-Me Wally i love, when a college takes the course out of their schedule and they decide to make you short a class, how the person you need to talk to to pick up another class is not in their office on a regular work day..it’s like they knew i was coming and called in sick…

Over-Obsessed Octavia im going to miss [roommate] so much i will masturabte to her picture every night♥