Much Like Santa, Your G-spot Isn’t Real

January 4, 2010 12:00 pm     Posted in Relationships  Brittany - University of Saint Thomas g+ page

Stop searching. It's not there.

If 2010 has taught me anything so far it’s that eating greasy Thai noodles for four days straight will make you fatter. And if this year has taught me two things, it’s also that infamous and elusive G-spot is a sham.


By Brittany

Pause.
What?!

Yes, it’s true. A recent study of about 1,800 women has concluded that the G-spot is one big, fat lie.

Upon first reading this study I was shocked, appalled, cursing Cosmo and their 500 tips per month on maximizing something that doesn’t exist… and subconsciously reaching toward my nether regions. From Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny, and the Coach purse you purchased at a kiosk, how many lies can one woman take?

But the more I thought about it, I realized how reassuring it was to know that all that time I spend in bed looking at my watch waiting for the Big O that never comes (no pun intended) has never actually been my fault. Or the fault of the man lying there with me.

While this study is somewhat disheartening (like that moment when you realized the Tooth Fairy was actually the rotund man you call “dad”) and definitely under a lot of scrutiny, to me it’s nothing but good news. Finally there is an answer to too many women’s concerns. Finally we can stop wasting our time highlighting key passages in the latest Cosmo as we go on yet another monthly scavenger hunt for our g-spot! Finally we can tell that “friend” of ours to focus on the pleasure parts we know exist and take a one way ticket to O-Town (and I’m not talking about the boy band) sans the Mapquest directions.

This study may be bad news for some (mostly whoever is writing books like these), but not so much for the rest of us. After all, knowing Santa wasn’t real didn’t stop the presents from coming, right?

22 Comments on "Much Like Santa, Your G-spot Isn’t Real"

  1. Casey says:
    Mon, 4th Jan 20107:34 am 

    Like one of the commentors on the linked article said, Just because a woman is unaware of her G-spot doesn't mean they don't exist.

    Sorry, but this is bogus. I have a G-spot I can feel it plain as day when I reach for it, and I can surely feel the pleasure from it either when a guy hits it or when I stimulate it, it's exactly where all those cosmo tips say it is, and feels exactly like they say it does, and the orgasms I get from something hitting it are undeniable.

    So yes, the G-spot does exist, perhaps they should just do an autopsy, or actual study on the physical human body and not just the minds of a bunch of women who can't find theirs.

  2. Miriam says:
    Mon, 4th Jan 20107:48 am 

    Well…either this article is wrong, or I just have a RIDICULOUSLY good imagination.

  3. JenniferUofR says:
    Mon, 4th Jan 20109:53 am 

    The g-spot is a spongy spot in the vagina, about 1-2 inches in on the upper part. It's made of a soft spongy tissue that is very sensitive and may not have the same sensitivity on all women. Women have a harder time climaxing in fact it might take several different points of stimulation all over her body and mental stimulation to climax. Some women do not climax at all from penetration, and at your young age "giving up" is such BS I can't believe it. You might need more stimulation in that area, it's not that friggen elusive, if it was most vibrators would not be only 4 inches long and designed to stimulate that area.

    I would never take sex advise from someone who's what, 20? Sorry If I want real advice I go to Em and Lo.com. Ladies this is bogus. Ask to Sex experts, do not take advice from a college student.

  4. Megan says:
    Mon, 4th Jan 201011:00 am 

    If you don't want advice from this website then why do you go on it? Just saying.

    As for the G-spot, I think some women must be more sensitive then others down there. I can feel mine but I've never had an orgasm from it.

  5. JenniferUofR says:
    Mon, 4th Jan 201011:21 am 

    Megan it's putting false information out there. I was interested in what the article said, but unpon reading it I became infuriated with it's misinformation. Like you said "As for the G-spot, I think some women must be more sensitive then others down there.".

  6. Natalie says:
    Mon, 4th Jan 201012:26 pm 

    Wait a minute…….SANTA ISN'T REAL?????????????????????

  7. Laura says:
    Mon, 4th Jan 201012:48 pm 

    Actually read the study. It may change your tune.

  8. Amy says:
    Mon, 4th Jan 20102:20 pm 

    Whether or not the g-spot is real, this article is freaking hilarious!

    "After all, knowing Santa wasn’t real didn’t stop the presents from coming, right?"

    LOL nice work Brittany. Looking forward to reading more!

  9. D says:
    Mon, 4th Jan 20108:08 pm 

    hmm.. I'm not sure a study of JUST 1800 women is enough to conclude this for all of womankind. I agree with the rest of the comments, it will vary from person to person and probably the only way we can figure out if it exist is through an autopsy.

  10. Emily says:
    Mon, 4th Jan 20109:46 pm 

    This is an interesting commentary as well, also to the tune of "don't jump to conclusions:"
    http://www.drpetra.co.uk/blog/where-have-all-the-…

  11. good says:
    Tue, 19th Jan 20103:28 am 

    NICE.

  12. Kayar Silkenvoice says:
    Thu, 21st Jan 201011:29 pm 

    This is like saying a recent study proved the foreskin is a myth because all the twins they chose were circumcised! And this, despite anecdotal evidence to the contrary. Ask any woman who can squirt if she has a G-spot. The answer is "Hell yeah!" But then again, I am sure the same scientists would debunk squirting as a myth, too! And by the way, shouldn't the study have been performed in a society that is more open about sexuality and sexual pleasure? The British are notoriously sexually repressed.

  13. Jami says:
    Mon, 15th Mar 20108:36 am 

    Get a good vibrator and you'll find it REAL Quick ! Try the Wet Wabbit by Slumber Parties. http://slumberpartiesbypatsi-ann.com/ Never failed any of my clients !

    Not all men can find "it' during normal intercourse , so don't be discouraged. Once you find it , getting the guy to find it will be a lot easier

  14. Angela says:
    Fri, 6th Aug 20103:03 pm 

    I HAVE a G spot. So what now, is mine FAKE? DUMB study and misleading title. How about the women who have G spots?! Were they asked? Women DO have G spots. Some are harder to find, and some might not be as sensitive, but there it's there. So people need to stop spreading false information!

  15. Julianna says:
    Wed, 29th Sep 201011:25 pm 

    Wow, I feel so bad for those of you who believe this and the young lady who wrote this article. So funny you posted a link to the book – Female ejaculation and the G spot. My boyfriend bought me that book. When he came home with it I looked at him like he was out of his mind and told him to get lost….two months later not only did I find my G-spot, I had new/different orgasms and could squirt…not pee all over my boyfriend, but legitimately squirt. It's amazing. Open your finds and F@#k what close minded tight assed scientists say!

  16. mdmd says:
    Mon, 19th Mar 20125:01 pm 

    Hahaha…wow. I've known where mine was for about 14 years and it's a FABULOUS orgasm. If done correctly and in combination, causes a crazy string of multiple orgasms of all kinds depending on what other stimulation is happening.

    Oh, ladies and gentlemen…there is indeed a G-spot.

    To note: There is also a spot on the opposite wall in almost direct alignment that both stimulates and lubricates very quickly. A combo of dual stimulation on both spots is explosive for me. Might be worth a try.

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