Get Your DVRs Ready – TV is Back!

"Is your picker off?"

The time has come, ladies!

By Erica

The holidays are over, winter break is in full swing (or completely over, for some of us) and we no longer have to rely on “MADE” re-runs to satiate our hunger for reality TV. Lots of our favorite (read: guiltiest pleasure) shows are coming back this month. So whether you’re still chillaxin on mama’s couch nomming on those delish little leftover Ferrero Rocher chocolates (just me?) or back on campus and in dire need of an escape from “Human Communication 101,” here’s CC’s guide to winter 2010 TV premieres:

The Millionaire Matchmaker: Tues, Jan. 19 @ 10pm EST on Bravo.
Patti’s heart-shaped engagement ring is pretty fug, but the hot-mess-millionaires are totes worth watching.

Project Runway: Thursday, Jan. 14 @ 10 EST on Lifetime. Followed by The Models of the Runway.
It will never be as good as its Bravo days, but it still has Tim and Heidi. And the token hilarious gay guy.

Celebrity Rehab w/ Dr. Drew: Thurs., Jan. 7 on VH1.
OH.EM.GEE!

Nip/Tuck: Weds., Jan. 6 @ 10 on FX.
The.Final.Season. About time, right?

Iron Chef America: Sunday, Jan. 10 on Food Network.
Nom nom nom.

What Not to Wear: Friday, Jan. 8 @ 9 EST on TLC.
Clinton Kelly is straight, right? I mean, I have a chance with him?

The Buried Life: Monday, Jan. 18 @ 10 EST on MTV.
MTV moves away from the trashy and attempts to inspire us all to do good. Plus the four main guys are totally cute. I know I’ll be watching.

The Vampire Diaries: Thurs., Jan. 21 @ 8 EST on CW.
Because vampires are hot.

American Idol: Tues., Jan. 11 @ 8 EST on Fox.
Goodbye Paula (and incoherent ramblings). Hellooooooo, Ellen!

Parks and Recreation: Thurs., Jan. 14 @ 8:30 EST on NBC.
Nestled nicely between Community and The Office, this show is hard to miss. So don’t miss it.

Lost : Tues., Feb. 2 @ 9 EST on ABC.
Finally, I can find out what the eff is happening.

The Office: Thurs., Feb. 4 @ 9 EST on NBC.
Jim and Pam baby. Jim and Pam baby. Jim and Pam BABY!!

And just in case you were too busy catching up on world news or, more realistically, watching reruns of Jersey Shore for the 6th time, here are a few shows that kicked it off this week. Don’t worry – you can catch the reruns online.

The Biggest Loser: Tuesdays @ 8 EST on NBC.
The first episode is always pretty boring anyway…

The Bachelor: Mondays @ 8 EST on ABC.
Do you really need to see the first episode to get dragged in to the dramz? Hell no.

The Secret Life of the American Teenager: Mondays @ 8 EST on ABC Family.
This show is good. Really good. Start watching!

Giuliana & Bill: Sundays @ 9 EST on Style
Yeah, we don’t want to care about these two either, but they’re so damn cute we just can’t stop.