WTF Friday: Holy Hell, Heidi Montag
January 15, 2010 Posted in Buzz, Entertainment, HaHa
By now everyone and their mother (including my mother, who called and asked me who “this bimbo is”) has seen the photos of Heidi Montag’s latest foray into Barbie-ville published in People magazine. But no matter how many times I look at this – and I literally stared at it for 10 minutes until my eyes started to water last night – it still blows my mind.
WTF?!
Why would anyone want boobs like that?
Is she trying to look as artificial as possible?
In her quest for “perfection,” did she ever consider fixing things on the inside?
How much did this cry for attention cost her?
Seriously, if it weren’t for those long, bony fingers of hers, I’m not sure I’d even recognize her anymore. Too bad even 10 plastic surgery procedures won’t help Heidi’s music “career.”
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Erich says:
Fri, 15th Jan 20109:24 am
Now she's gone from bitchy bimbo to bitchy bimbo that looks like a stripper
kristen says:
Fri, 15th Jan 201011:51 am
weren't her boobs fake before this recent bout of plastic surgery anyway? i seem to remember her having an almost flat chest when they first put her on the hills… it's all just too much, to the point where it's just a gross trainwreck you can't help but stare at even though you know you want to look away!
TheBritishGuy says:
Fri, 15th Jan 201012:18 pm
I think she looks great in either picture.
Don't understand what the hate is about I'm sure shes happy with what she did and you'd think thats all that matters to her.
s says:
Fri, 15th Jan 201012:44 pm
she looked better before. she looks older now. and those boobs?!? realllly?!? gross.
Dia says:
Fri, 15th Jan 20101:49 pm
it cost an estimated 30,000 and i think her face looks wider than before, i have a gut feeling that she will get out of control and end up looking freaky like every plastic surgery junkie
luckyyahoo says:
Fri, 15th Jan 20102:12 pm
i don't get why people like this are even famous. Those boobs are huge, though.
D says:
Fri, 15th Jan 20104:21 pm
I liked her better before. Well, I liked her appearance before. While she is still pretty she looks artificial, and that to me is a level of trying that is unsexy. Her physical “imperfections” (can someone point out any of those in the first picture? I mean aside from looking like a real woman I can’t see anything “wrong” with her) made her stand out. Oh well, at least now she can be a bad role model on the inside AND the outside.
nikki says:
Fri, 15th Jan 20108:26 pm
OMG. She didn't even need to do that!!
I mean, she was "perfect" before itself.
I totally agree with "fixing things on the inside".
That's where she lacks.
Casey says:
Sat, 16th Jan 20105:48 am
I agree with the fixing things on the inside bit. But I do think she looks better now. I thought she was super fugly before, now she's at least got the skank appeal.
Ally says:
Sat, 16th Jan 20107:06 am
I saw something like she had all 10 procedures in one day!
What I always do is just compare what she looks like NOW (with all the surgery) to what she used to look like BEFORE when she was in "Laguna Beach" and the 1st season of "The Hills"… NOTHING alike, it hardly even looks like its the same person!
Winnay says:
Sat, 16th Jan 20108:35 am
I say her body looked better before ;/
Mollination says:
Sat, 16th Jan 201010:51 am
While she no longer looks horsey, she looks like Jocelyn Wildenstien-y now. Is that better? eek.
Monica says:
Sun, 17th Jan 20101:29 pm
Her boobs looked better before. Now they're just ridiculous. In the People Magazine article it says that she's now a DDD and wants to eventually go even bigger.
Fizz says:
Mon, 18th Jan 20102:39 pm
She looks pretty, but its not really her. It's unnatural. It's sad that decent looking people can be happy with what they are given and always want more. Btw, why is she famous?
Alex says:
Mon, 18th Jan 20105:37 pm
She looked better before.
Amy says:
Mon, 18th Jan 20107:11 pm
We shouldn't be hating on her, we should be pitying her. She's obviously horribly insecure.
mamaj says:
Tue, 19th Jan 20108:33 am
2 much surgery in one damn day. boobs 2 big for her size. she looked great before. now its just comical ( and sad). shell have to keep it up for life, to keep up the facade. next: plastic surgery celebrity rehab, im telling you!!!
apes says:
Wed, 20th Jan 201011:52 am
I think she looks like a transgender now, she looked feminine before, natural and young. this definitely makes her look older. too bad, maybe she just wanted attention to boos her “career”
Antiup says:
Thu, 21st Jan 201011:56 pm
Men like big boobs. She got big boobs.
Makes her insecure? Sure.
Makes the guys who pour billions of dollars the into porn industry happy? Sure.
Our problem? I don't think so.
ariel says:
Tue, 23rd Feb 20103:30 pm
I actually think she looks nicer before all that surgery!
Anna says:
Mon, 24th May 20105:04 pm
I seriously do not understand all the mean, hateful criticism. Isn't plastic surgery a personal decision? While I totally agree that the surgery did make her look good, I do not believe it made her "better" or "more beautiful". I missed the memo stating that someone is officially "more beautiful" once they have higher eyebrows, bigger cheeks, bigger boobs, etc. It is very unfortunate that she felt that she needed to spend so much money and undergo such excruciating pain to conform to a stupid, hateful, superficial society. I hope she realizes that society does not know her as a person and will never stop criticizing her no matter what she does to change her appearance. Its a lot cheaper and less painful to quit reading blogs written by haters with nothing better to do with their lives.
awkward says:
Tue, 23rd Aug 201112:59 pm
Not all men like big boobs.