Facebook Wall of Shame: I HAT3 UR ST8TUS

January 16, 2010     Posted in Entertainment, HaHa


By Kelly

They dominate your Newsfeed and make you want to hurl something at the screen. Maybe they are anti-funny, maybe they are over-sharers, or maybe they don’t really understand the difference between updating a status and responding to someone else’s (that one’s for you, mom!). Whatever it is, they make your (hourly) Facebooking a nightmare.

Which is why we’re putting them in CollegeCandy’s Facebook Wall of Shame.

Each week we’re going to post the worst of the worst Facebook status updates right here. The updates that make us stare at the screen and ask “WTF?” The updates that make us question how we ever became friends with that person in the first place. You know you’ve got a few eligible Updaters on your Newsfeed, so copy those updates into an email and send them on over to FBWallOfShame@CollegeCandy.com.

Because everyone knows someone who belongs here…

Headache Holly H3 ACT LYK3 H3 KAN’T T3LL M3 WAT W3 GO!N 2 DO SO UMMA JUS DO M3..IAM NOT SAY!NG THAT ! DNT KAR3 N DAT ! DNT WANT 2 B W!T HYM BT IAM NOT GO!N 2 S!T AROUND N KRY L!F3 !S 2 GUD 4 DAT..!TS FUNNY HOW U ALWAYS HAV3 2 LET GO OFTH3 PPL YOU R3ALLY LOV3!!!SN: H3 ST!LL ON MY M!ND DO3!!

Political Penny What percentage of those who voted for Obama are actually aware of the moves he makes in office?

Girl Who Updates 800 Times a Day i know im updating my status alot!!! i have a lot going on up there today! a lot of reflection today….i realize that i let my guard down and i realize that only the strong can survive. yeah i might not live the fairy tale ending, but i will still live happily ever after by taking care of me myself and I-

Neglected Nelly knee is full of water…I Thot thats y i got surgery in the frist place?!?!….. and the one person whoshud care… doesnt

Band Geek Billy Loves horn :)

Attention-Whore Annie has had enough. Can’t take no more.

Slutty Shannon I found out today that I can fit 3 dicks in my mouth!!!

Unforgiving Uma second chances they don’t ever matter, people never change – once a whore, you’re nothing more, i’m sorry, that’ll never change.

Spoiled Sierra Went through $2700+ in two hours, a personal best.

6 Comments on "Facebook Wall of Shame: I HAT3 UR ST8TUS"

  1. Katie says:
    Sat, 16th Jan 201010:53 am 

    There should be a wall of fame too. Sometimes I see the most random status updates that just crack me up.

  2. Casey says:
    Sat, 16th Jan 20101:33 pm 

    Ok, maybe it's the pot, but it took me about 20 minutes to read Headache Holly's status, and I still don't have a clue what the hell the last two sentences say. I seriously hope it took her as long to write that as it took me to read it, otherwise that's just sad and perfect waste of brain capacity.

    But why is Unforgiving Uma on here? Those are lyrics to Paramore's Misery Business, it's not like that's a direct quote.

  3. Sabrina says:
    Sat, 16th Jan 20103:33 pm 

    Yup, I agree with Casey, it's just a line from a song xD

    (no wonder why it sounded so familiar when I read it haha)

    x

  4. rhonda says:
    Sat, 16th Jan 20103:38 pm 

    yeah…i third sabrina and casey's post.

    did you honestly think that was a direct quote? hahahah. wow.

  5. Kelly - Simmons Coll says:
    Sat, 16th Jan 20103:47 pm 

    You guys are right, it is lyrics. I don't listen to Paramour. Oops.

  6. lysy says:
    Mon, 1st Feb 20102:46 pm 

    lol headache holly is my cousin..smh…that is how all her statuses are written..very annoying

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