From Popeater: How the “Jersey Shore” Cast Should Spend Their Money

By CC Staff

With word that the fun-loving, tan-tastic kids of MTV’s ‘Jersey Shore’ are renegotiating their contracts so that they earn $10,000 per episode in a new season, a few thoughts went through our mind. Firstly: Damn, that’s a lot of money (though with their ratings, we say they deserve it whether they’re buffoons or not). And secondly … what could/should they buy with their newfound wealth?

So, we broke down what could be purchased with one episode’s paycheck ($10k), including some recommendations we think would benefit their next summer in Seaside Heights.

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‘The Situation’ and pals could each buy four tanning beds @ $2,399 (with extra coin left over for tanning oil, to boot). All those trips to the tanning salon could be finito … and your very own personal tanning booth would only cost you 1/4 of an episode. Orange happiness is abundant.

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Putting the L in GTL, laundry is perhaps the most essential part of maintaining maximum club freshness. The ‘JS’ crew could do 13,333 loads of laundry @ $0.75 per wash with their new salary. If only they made Drakkar Noir scented fabric softener.

What else should our favorite Juice Heads buy? Find out at Popeater.com!