Much to the dismay of my male readers, I have to admit that size does in fact matter to us ladies. Sure, it isn’t the only component of good sex, but it definitely contributes. After all, the motion of the ocean doesn’t matter much if you can’t feel the waves!

But what many guys don’t know – and which some girls might not even know! – is that size problems go both ways; a guy can be too big just as easily as he can be too small. What do you do if your partner falls on either end of the spectrum?

Too Small

If he’s too small, there’s no magic pill to make him bigger (despite what your gmail inbox claims). You can make him feel bigger by trying positions that allow deeper penetration. Doggie style with your waist high (use pillows if it makes it more comfortable) and your chest lowered to the bed is a great angle for this. Spruce up missionary by resting your ankles on his shoulders (if you’re not flexible enough, just bend your knees and pull them up towards your chest). Trust me, a little (penis) goes a long way.

Also remember that penetration isn’t the only (or most) pleasurable sex act; indulge yourself in some oral or manual stimulation as well. Read More »

Find out what happened and how you can help.

Show that jerk how you really feel.

Oh no. She’s back.

So who’s gonna play Spidey?

Heidi Montag states the obvious.

Fake a winter flush.

[Photo courtesy of National Geographic.]

Welcome back to The Rival Rundown! If you’ve always wanted to give props to your school on CC, now’s your chance! Shoot us an email explaining what’s awesome and unique about your school (or what stinks about Rival U) at rivalrundown [at] collegecandy.com!

One of the fiercest college basketball rivalries calls the Bluegrass State home.  Perennial March Madness top seeds University of Kentucky and University of Louisville go head-to-head this week!

Quick Facts

Kentucky: Public research institution in Lexington, KY with 19,000 undergraduates. Founded 1865.
Louisville: Public research institution in Louisville, KY with 15,000 undergraduates. Founded 1798.

1. Basketball Record

Kentucky: 27 wins
Louisville: 14 wins

Three credits to: Kentucky Read More »

Dear Mr. Dude,
What is going on here! I am 21 and still haven’t had a serious relationship. Granted I do move around a lot (I go to college on the other side of the country from my hometown) but still!

Many of my friends both girls and guys wonder why I don’t have a boyfriend and I can never answer. My family says its because guys are intimidated by me. What does that even mean? I mean, I think I am attractive but I highly doubt my looks scare off guys. Yes, I have a rather teasing sense of humor but most guys find it funny. And true, the university I go to does not lend itself to relationships as it leans more towards hooking up, but several of my friends have had boyfriends. Something is wrong. Read More »

I knew that that four hour Jersey Shore marathon on Thursday and the six hours I spent watching True Life on Sunday were rotting my brain, but I didn’t care; those shows are heaven-sent. And besides, after the Jager shots I guzzled on Saturday night, I was sure a 6-hour TV sesh was the least of my problems.

Little did I know that all couch time might actually be killing me.

A new study out of the UK has found that “Individuals who spent hours watching television greatly heightened the chances of dying early from heart attacks and strokes.” Apparently all that laziness contributes to heart and cardiovascular illnesses, and even increases our risk of cancer! And that’s for everyone – even people who exercise regularly and are at a healthy weight.

But it’s not just SVU marathons that are rotting our bodies; any activity that keeps us sedentary – from that office job to intense Facebook-stalking sessions – contributes to an overall decline in our health!

“Technological, social, and economic changes mean that people don’t move their muscles as much as they used to – consequently the levels of energy expenditure as people go about their lives continue to shrink.”  Read More »

J.R. speed-skated his way to my heart. OMG, did I just write that?

Half Filipino.
Half Polish.
One hundred percent heartthrob.

Let’s talk J.R. Celski.

He’s single, he’s 19-years old, and he’s an amazing short track speed skating sensation competing for Team USA in the Vancouver Olympics. And he’s officially your reason to tune in!

J.R. has been skating since he was a mere three years old when his parents gave him Playschool roller skates for his birthday (I can’t even remember what I got for my third birthday – cake, maybe?). Since then, he’s been dedicating his life to skating, but it wasn’t until he found out about speed skating on ice in 2002 that he realized this was a passion not to be joked around with. So he swapped his wheeled skates for some 17 ½ inch blades, moved from the roller rink to the ice rink, and thus began his journey to the Olympics. And boy, has it been quite an adventure.

J.R.’s hard work and focus has allowed him to win several medals, including a recent silver at the World Championships. Then, in September 2009, he finally got the opportunity he had been waiting for his whole life: a chance to compete in the Olympic trials. He was doing a phenomenal job and then, just like that, he slipped and slammed into the unforgiving wall surrounding the rink. The whole room was stunned into silence as blood gushed out of his left thigh, where his right skate blade had deeply immersed itself. Read More »

God I’m tired. Watching two hours of The Biggest Loser followed by two hours of American Idol can really take a lot out of a girl. Especially when that girl hadn’t even cracked a book before that reality TV sh*tshow began. And when that girl had about 200 pages of reading to get done after that marathon ended.

If the Starbucks guy could feed me that Americano through a vein in my arm, we’d be golden.

But until I find a barista with an affinity to intravenous caffeine use, I am just going to have to find something else to get my brain moving on this not-so-fine Hump Day. Like a fun round of “Would You Rather?” Last week we dreamed of a world of haute couture; this week we’ve got something a bit more cringe-worthy to ponder.

So think long and hard – really, really think about this one, peeps – and choose your answer. Then, if you dare, tell us why you made that difficult choice in the comments section below.

Here goes:

Would you rather have to go to the hospital still “connected” to your guy because you somehow got stuck together OR have to go to the hospital because using a carrot as a pleasure stick wasn’t such a great idea?

Things to consider: the call for help; explaining your situation to the doctors, nurses and your parents; wasting food when there are starving children in Africa.

Does anyone else feel like they’ve been transported back in time? To 1992, to be precise. A time when Gameboys were cool and gas was only $1.05/gallon. A time when Leno and NBC clawed Letterman out of his deserved Tonight Show spot, against successor Johnny Carson’s wishes? I wasn’t old enough to understand but don’t worry – there’s a whole made-for-TV movie on it, “The Late Shift.”

Even if, at the time, I didn’t know what was going on, I came to develop a passion (shared with me by my grandmother and father) for late night. I’ve seen dozens of episodes of Johnny Carson, while my peers barely know his name, and hundreds upon hundreds of episodes of Letterman. They were beloved figures in my household. As I grew up, I became partial to Conan during high school. I would stay up past my bedtime with my sister, skimming right over Leno to catch me some Conan O’Brien.

As time went on, the natural progression of things began to unfold. Leno’s time was coming to a close and he turned the coveted 11:35 spot over to Conan. However, instead of bowing out gracefully, NBC decided to cut their high-budget dramas at 10:00 and replace it with “The Leno Show.” Um, okay…?

And now, after only giving Conan a few months in this new time slot and after altering the nighttime lineup, they’re making an executive decision to move “The Jay Leno Show” to 11:35 and bump “The Tonight Show” to 12:05.

And this is pissing a lot of people off. Namely, ME.

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Wanna dress like the stars? Who doesn’t? But since most of us can barely afford dinner, let alone the newest Louboutin OTK boots, I’m gonna be your personal (Faux) Rachel Zoe and help you look like those Hollywood starlets without spending like them. Because there’s nothing better than looking fabulous on a budget.

Khloe Kardashian is notorious for being the loud, outspoken baby sister of the Kardashian kclan.  I guess you gotta have that personality when your one older sister just popped out a baby and the other is famous for a sex tape. But while her personality makes a bold statement, it’s her fashion choices that speak the loudest.

When it comes to their closets, all three Kardashiennes lean toward what’s trendy, expensive and high fashion. But Khloe has adopted a chic, edgy and perfectly personal spin on style sets her apart from the rest of the family and, I can’t deny it, makes me drool a little. She has mastered the art of taking something basic to a whole new level. Girlfriend can take a boring black tee and make it fabulous.

Khloe also knows exactly how to dress for her body, which might be the sexiest thing of all. Although she towers over her two older sisters, she isn’t afraid to accentuate her 5’10’’ frame with heels or her favorite over-the-knee high-heeled boots.  And she doesn’t mind, because she knows she looks good.

She is often seen lookin’ fly in her go-to outfit of a black shirt paired with skinny jeans.  A bold statement piece of jewelry and black nail polish are always a must, and both have really become her signature accessories. Well, those and her new man, Lamar.

Now, I can’t nab you an Odom to call your own, I can get you Khloe’s chic look on a much friendlier “I don’t have a reality show” budget. Read More »

Is Shaq the next Tiger Woods?

Conan rips NBC a new…well, you know.

Simon and Paula may be together again!

Wanna travel more? Try a little of this.

Work out tips from Kristin Cavallari.

What’s on Obama’s DVR?