The Weekly Ten: Best Super Bowl Commercials

By Melanie

So, who else has a mean hot wing hangover this morning? Seriously, my heartburn is out of control and I didn’t even pound Budweisers last night. In fact, I was so busy licking BBQ sauce off my finders, I couldn’t tell you who threw (kicked? passed?) the winning touchdown. I can, however, tell you the best recipe for some wings. And the best/funniest/awesomest commercials from the Super Bowl.

But before we get to that, I have one question:

What was with all the pantsless commercials? Ugh, I definitely saw more than my fair share of saggy whiteys hanging off the back of old, hairy men. And it was not pretty.

Missed the game? Summary: The Saints (ya know, that team that Kim Kardashian’s BF plays for) beat the Colts (ya know, that team that Kendra Wilkinson’s hubby plays for), and here are the top 10 best commercials of 2010′s Super Bowl:

10. Bud Light and T-Pain
Who wouldn’t want to share a bowl of guacamole with T-Pain?

9. Go Daddy
Danica Patrick is hot, we get it. The commercials are campy, but still entertaining.

8. Budweiser Human Bridge
Gotta love teamwork all for the name of beer. Although I personally wouldn’t partake unless it was a Belvedere truck.

7. E*Trade Babies
Actually, no. Screw these babies, they creep me out. I’m just including it because the commercials weren’t all that great this year and people weirdly like babies who act like adults or are dressed up as flowers. Keep it.

6. Leno, Letterman and Oprah watching the Superbowl
Yes, I’m obsessed with late night. I was stunned when I saw these three perched on a couch together. Love you, Dave!

5. CareerBuilder.com
I would kill for casual-Fridays-turned-casual-every-day-of-no-pants.

4. Mark Sanchez PSA for female heart attacks
Seriously, his good looks put me into cardiac arrest. Swoooon.

3. Megan Fox: Motorola
Well at least we know this girl will do anything for a buck, including sell herself while posing in a bathtub. If you got it… Sigh, I wish I was her.

2. Google’s Parisian Love
This was perfect. I’m not sure why Google needs to advertise, but I guess the Super Bowl was the only thing left for those guys to take over. And now they have. And I’m okay with it.

1. Doritos: Play Nice
Absolutely hilarious. Don’t like Doritos, but I love children slapping adults. The only thing that would have made this better if if that little boy left a teeny, cheesy handprint on that dude’s face.