What The Eff Are You Wearing, Rihanna?

OK, Rihanna, I get it.  Your music is innovative and powerful. You’re talented and beautiful. And thanks to you, I now refer to an umbrella as an “ella ella ella.”

By Brittany

You’re classy, eloquent and inspirational; the kind of woman we can all look up to… unless we’re looking to you for fashion advice, that is.

Seriously, girlfriend, what the h-e-double-hockey-sticks are you wearing?

I know that you were raising money for a great cause when you were sportin’ this thing at Pepsi’s Refresh Project party last week, but what about this little number made you think “charity concert”? Did you think you’d get more donations if you showed off a little extra skin? Does the left side of your upper body/right side of your lower body get really hot during performances and require a little extra circulation?

OMG, are one-legged leggings about to be a trend?!

This looks like an sexy, emo-Mrs. Claus outfit, and beyond the fact that Christmas was a month ago, this outfit is just not appropriate for…anything.  It looks like a rodent ate half of your attempt-at-a cat suit and, in a huff, someone tried to fix it with white Santa fluff. And don’t even get me started on the black-hose-with-white-shoes combo.

At least your boob looks good (what kind of bra is that?!), otherwise this look would be a complete and utter disaster.