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Big Ego, Small Junk, Big Problems
February 17, 2010 Posted in Uncategorized
Since the dawn of time, man has dealt with an ego (the whole brain, really) that is directly linked to his junk. We all know that guys have issues with their…size, and use it as their defining trait when it comes to women. While this may illicit a giggle from the ladies who have had to deal with these silly boys, it turns out that this may not be a laughing matter.
Scientists at the University of Kentucky and the Kinsey Institute for Sex have discovered that 45% of men are using ill-fitting condoms. As a result, they became more of a nuisance than a protective measure, and so less men are using condoms at all, citing discomfort and lack of pleasure.
What could explain this odd pattern?
Ego.
It turns out that men have such fragile egos that they refuse to buy condoms in the correct size (like small or medium) and are instead buying condoms that are too large, or forgoing the whole protection thing all together!
Because that little old lady at the CVS checkout counter really cares what size condom dudes wear. And because the girls they’re gettin’ down with won’t notice their size when they’re, um, NAKED IN FRONT OF THEM. How pathetic. Does it really matter how much heat a dude is packing when he becomes one of the 25% of college students with an STD? Or when he’s spending his time between class changing diapers? Is the embarrassment of having a smaller member really worth all that?
You don’t see girls walking around with size DD bras on their B breasts because they’re embarrassed. And I can’t tell you one girl I know who buys Super Plus tampons because she doesn’t want people to know she’s got a small, well, you know…
Guys need to grow up and move on. No one cares what size condom you wear…we just want you to wear one.
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Erich says:
Wed, 17th Feb 20107:54 am
I dont agree the last statement, I think women do care aboout the size of your junk. But what about when girls are younger and they stuff their bras, that does happen.
Anyways, back to my point, if you wear the incorrect size condom, it will either hurt because its too small, or you wont fell a thing because its too big.
leleesamurmur says:
Wed, 17th Feb 20108:21 am
Erich – women care, sure, but what she was saying was that, if you're small, you're small no matter what, we'll notice, and you buying a larger condom won't make us think, "oh, nevermind, he must be huge if he's wearing magnums, we're just mistaken!"
and here here, btw. My roommate's bf using magnums (and leaves the box out so everyone knows it) but my roommate's told me his size…which is about an inch too small for them. Incidentally, the condoms always come off inside her, and she freaks, and cries for days. But yet…
Erich says:
Wed, 17th Feb 20109:23 am
Yes, I agree, If you are small then you're small no matter what. I would hate to be a guy that bought to big of a condom just to have it fall off. I have no worries of my size, But XL is too big and standard sizes are too tight. I think guys just have to more honest with what they have.
NG says:
Wed, 17th Feb 20104:14 pm
I had a guy insist on using his roommates Magnums when I had average sized Trojans in my purse…it was awful. He was way too small to fill the condom, it kept slipping off…I was totally uncomfortable and finally pushed him off me and rolled over and fell asleep before he finished. (We'd been out drinking earlier so it was a likely excuse!) The next morning I wake up to him rubbing my back and asking if we could "finish what we started" so I went to get the CORRECT sized condoms out of my bag and he was like "nah, I took a few from my roommate, remember? We can use on of those." I looked him square in the eye and said "The one you used kept slipping off last night and it was totally uncomfortable and if it keeps falling off it defeats the purpose, if you don't want to use one of mine then we aren't having sex." Turned him real quick.
NG says:
Wed, 17th Feb 20104:16 pm
PS…I love how the condom in the pic. expired in 2006.
That's gotta be even worse than wearing an ill-fitting one!
Miriam says:
Thu, 18th Feb 20106:49 am
"You don’t see girls walking around with size DD bras on their B breasts because they’re embarrassed."
Maybe not, but they do walk around with push-up bras.
Ella says:
Thu, 25th Feb 201010:27 am
My boyfriend and I have just started having sex. He's larger than average and when we tried to use standard condoms he found it extremely uncomfortable. However, I'm fairly certain I'm allergic to the lubricant on the magnums. Does anyone have any suggestion for an unlubricated condom that's a better fit for someone on the erm, larger side?
bob says:
Wed, 14th Apr 20106:40 pm
i am 13 and i have had sex 60 times 20 with girls at school
5 with relatives/cuisens 20 with female school staff(10 times with teachers 9 with the female princeble) and 1 with a school cop wich was so hot my dick practically exploded that time
and 15 times with strange girls in public places (bathrooms cars behind dumpsters so on and so on) and I need a size condom thats small enough becouse I just finished having sex with a girl and I do not know her name see what I am saying.