Ten Things Every Girl Needs to Know

Being a damsel in distress isn’t cute. Nobody wants to hang out with someone who can’t get anything done by themselves. Even Superman gets sick of dealing with Lois Lane’s problems day in and day out.

It’s time to man up, ladies, and empower yourselves to live life without the aid of Prince Charming. Not only does this make our lives a whole lot easier (hello, do you really want to wait around for someone to jump-start your car?), but sometimes it’s safer to take matters into our own hands (instead of asking some rando to do it for us).

Here’s a rundown of the 10 things every woman must know how to do. Watch, learn and take pride in the fact that you are in total control of your destiny.

1. Change a tire: Being your own mechanic isn’t necessarily a manly thing. Whipping out that wrench and jack can save yourself some time, money and can even keep you safer. Sure, when I was forced to fix a flat I looked ridiculous – kneeling on the side of I-295 in my skirt-suit and patent stilettos – but it took me 20 minutes, saved me some big-time embarrassment and allowed me to still be on time to my interview. Don’t forget those hand wipes though; grease could be an outfit-ender.

2. Make a Roast: I’m not trying to say you have to become Suzie Homemaker, but learning some basic cooking techniques can’t do anything but help you out in the long run. You don’t want to end up like my good friend who cooked a knife right with the chicken (even if, according to her, plastic peels off of pans easily). Being able to feed yourself, no matter how rudimentary it may seem, is certainly a skill that’s worth it to perfect.

3. Rock a pair of killer heels: Maybe its one of my personal pet peeves, but I cannot STAND to see those girls who insist on wearing Spice Girl era platform heels and can’t even walk into a party without looking trashy/twisting their ankle/sighing and taking them off. A hot pair of heels is a must-have for any college wardrobe, but they’re worthless if you don’t know how to walk in them. So here’s the deal: first, buy good heels. Not only will they last you, but they will make a difference on your feet. Secondly, watch this. (And if you live on a giant campus like me, bring flip flops or some roll-up flats for the walk home.)

4. Use a power-drill: I ran into a huge predicament at the beginning of this school year. New apartment + newly framed pictures + stubborn drywall = failure. I needed some major electronic help, and it happened to come in the way a rugby player armed with a power drill. I’m a stubborn person who never likes to admit I need help, so in my embarrassment, I watched and learned intently and vowed to be able to be a little more DIY in the future. Whether it’s fixing that wobbly chair in the kitchen or mounting a corkboard above your desk, it’ll always come in handy.

5. Have an effective workout: Everybody wants the perfect body: slim legs, flat abs, great butt; the whole package. No matter how much you run or ellipticize, there are only a few things that will actually be effective. Make every minute of that painful gym experience count!

6. Basic self-defense: Channel your inner ninja. I’m not saying you have to carry a concealed machete with you everywhere you go (because that would never fit in your clutch), but making sure that you’re ready in case something ever happens is the best thing you can do.  When it comes to your safety, you can never be too prepared.

7. Create a great first impression: There’s only one first time and for most of us, this isn’t a good thing. Thankfully, somebody has got it down to a science and is here to help the rest of us mortals out.

8. Remove a hard stain: There’s nothing that ruins a good day more than knocking your sushi on the floor. Except knocking the soy sauce, too. On to your shirt… and all over your pants. Not only is it embarrassing to have a giant brown spill down the front of you, it could quickly become a permanent fixture on your favorite shirt. I’m all about the dry cleaning, but for when you can’t afford some professional help just take a quick gander at this and save yourself some green (and some embarrassment) down the road.

9. Jump start a car: We’ve all been to the epic tailgate where someone’s pickup is blaring Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believing” and everyone’s having a great time. Truth is, the entire time everyone’s jamming to their favorite pre-game tunes, the battery of the car is quickly draining. It’s easy for a battery to drain, and even easier for it to leave you stranded. Here are some quick pointers on how to avoid this unwanted situation and deal if it comes up.

10. Tap a Keg: A untapped keg is borderline sacrilegious. The only good thing about a kicked keg is that I can lift it with one hand, so having a quick backup plan is a must. Everyone makes tapping a keg into a huge deal, but it’s much easier than you’d expect. And when the keg stands return, you’ll be the party savior that’ll go down in history (assuming people remember…).

And there you have it. Take some time to learn these things and you won’t need a man for anything. Well, almost anything.



  1. kel says:

    "Here’s a rundown of the *11 things every woman must know how to do."" *typo 10 you mean .

  2. Jessica says:

    Great ideas! We really should learn all of those skills. That’s empowering!

  3. Sweet Girl says:

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  4. zerohundred says:

    I think a lot of these are good ideas but not all of them are necessary. For instance, it's possible to get by in life without wearing heels. They're not good for you in the long run and I'm personally a bit against them because of why they exist (to make your legs/butt look good). However, deep down I think I just use these things to shun heels because my feet slightly roll in (ever since I began walking) and I have balance issues. I would love to rock heels but it's extremely difficult for me for these reasons. Hope to conquer them someday. In the meantime, I'll stand by the health issue and feminist fallback excuses!

  5. ashley says:

    I disagree about the heels too, while I think they are extremely sexy and would love to be able to wear them, I am a tall girl already so putting on a pair of heels makes me feel like a giant next to everyone–including the guy i'm trying to get with ;)…so I'll stick to flats to feel semi-normal.

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  7. Jessica says:

    Yeah…it's REALLY empowering to know how to tap a keg…that's like, the first rule of feminism!

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  8. BestFriendBFF says:

    THIS IS THE GREATEST STORY EVER. this has helped me so much through life bro

  9. Gabriela says:

    Actually Ashley and zerohundred I think your missing the point. Since you have clearly never worn a pair of great heels you would not understand the empowerment and confidence you get from strutting your stuff in them. Wearing a pair of heels makes you stand up straight and makes you focus on walking with your head held high. Ashley it sounds like you could use a confidence booster, because height is really something to be proud of and you should never limit yourself because of a guy. If he cannot handle the fact that you are taller than him in a pair of heels than he is lame and insecure and a guy not worth your time.

    This is clearly not a super serious life coaching website but I am sure every women gets confidence by accomplishing WHATEVER task they choose to take on. I say why not learn how to tap a keg. It is one less thing you usually rely on someone else to do. How is it not empowering to do it all on your own?

  10. Ibrahim | TwentiesLi says:

    When I first met my fiance she couldn't even pump her own gas. Gladly she learns quickly, and now she can do many of these things.

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