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Sexy Time: The College Bucket List

I’m graduating in January and I’m more than  a little freaked out. With the end my my carefree existence approaching so rapidly, I’ve been thinking a lot about the college experiences I wouldn’t want to miss out on before I flip that tassel.

Obviously, a lot of these involve sex. (What can I say? It’s always on my mind.)

So this week, I’ve decided to put together a comprehensive list of every last place we all should have sex (not together, of course) before walking the plank into real life. Unfortunately, I go to an all-women’s college so most of these are just wishful thinking for me, but they are more than feasible and exciting for the rest of you.

An empty classroom. Make sure you can’t be seen from the window on the door.

On the top bunk. You haven’t experienced college if you’ve never banged your head in cowgirl position.

A frat house. Use protection.

The shower. Don’t forget your flip-flops

You’re roommate’s bed. Just make sure she won’t be coming home in the middle of it… and clean the sheets after.

The movie theater. In case you didn’t get to in high school. Might be better to stick to heavy petting on this one.

A stranger’s house at a party. Find an empty room, unless you’re really adventurous.

Outside. I once had sex up against a tree in the Rocky Mountains. Highly recommended.

An on-campus bathroom. For the between-class quickie.

You’re bedroom at home. Because you’re finally allowed to have the door closed when boys are over.

A cheap hotel room. Because who can afford a 5-star hotel for a romantic weekend away?

On the beach. Spring Break is just around the corner….

On an airplane. Might be better to just throw a blanket over your laps and do some handiwork; there’s no need to get Homeland Security involved in your sex life.

In a foreign country. If you’re not studying abroad, at least do it in another state.

In the library. I can’t think of a better use for group-study rooms. And that whole “sex in the stacks” really is a rite of passage.

Any other places you should get frisky in before graduation?

    Comments

    Comments

    1. m says:

      somewhere on campus at night, preferably near the library there's that risk of getting caught by one of those 'good students'

    2. Erich says:

      In his Jeep in the front seat cowgirl style while it's raining in the faculty parking lot.

    3. Elizabeth says:

      I love College Candy; don't get me wrong. But why do none of the writers know proper grammar rules? Specifically the difference between "your" and "you're." I know I'm being a bitch, but I love your website and almost can't stand to read it because of the bad grammar.

    4. jess says:

      I totally agree with Elizabeth..i love CC,and the article is fun and everything,but it's essencial that the writer checks the grammar before turning the article in.just saying…

    5. holly says:

      If you want to be that anal and hypercritical, it is ESSENTIAL that you use correct spelling and grammar in your superfluous comment; just saying.

    6. Jenna says:

      I second the tent thing. Also, in that unoccupied, two-bedroom apartment across the hall from the party that just happens to be unlocked…

    7. Candie says:

      In a tent on a camping trip while its raining outside.

    8. Africa says:

      Lmao @ holly…

    9. T says:

      what you're vs. your are you talking about? you're = you are, which is used correctly in several instances I caught it.

    10. Beverly says:

      Honestly…that just seems gross/selfish for the most part to me.

      An empty classroom — I really don't want to sit at my desk that you screwed your boyfriend on. And by the way, I've been innocently sitting there in class and a used condom that was plastered to it fell onto my leg.

      The shower — I personally would never because I think they're gross and refuse to touch anything in there…But go for it, as long as no one else is showering/potentially will be showering. Happens so many times at my school, and it's obnoxious when you want a nice relaxing shower after studying for exams all day at like 10 at night but there are people going at it 2 feet away from you.

      You’re roommate’s bed — I don't care if you clean the sheets. It's rude and selfish. It's *my* damn bed and *my* sheets.

      The movie theater — Selfish. People actually pay to go enjoy a movie…not your sex acts.

      A stranger’s house at a party. Find an empty room, unless you’re really adventurous. — Again, rude. That's someone's house; be respectful.

      An on-campus bathroom. For the between-class quickie. — um, ew.

      On an airplane. — As a frequent traveler, that's disgusting & rude and we *all* know what you're doing.

      In the library. I can’t think of a better use for group-study rooms. And that whole “sex in the stacks” really is a rite of passage. — I can think of a better use, especially at a school where good study spots are hard to find…studying. You know, for their classes and exams.

    11. Maybe I'm missing it, but I can't find the mistaken your/you're. I don't want to sound defensive, but as a grammar freak myself, it'd really help if someone could point it out to me.

      You haven’t experienced college if you’ve never banged your (possessive) head in cowgirl position.- Correct

      Don’t forget your (possessive) flip-flops.- Correct

      just throw a blanket over your (possessive) laps- Correct

      there’s no need to get Homeland Security involved in your (possessive) sex life.- Correct

      And Beverly, I'm sorry you found the article offensive. The list was written tongue-in-cheek, I guess that did not come across for you.

    12. claire says:

      kelly:

      "You’re roommate’s bed" and "you're bedroom at home". you're = contraction of you are.. i don't think you mean to say 'you are roomate's bed'.

    13. RIKO says:

      Beverly, please pull that stick out from your bum, yes? Obviously this is all in fun, but did you really have to specifically list why each option was disgusting? seriously?

    14. Monica says:

      "The list was written tongue-in-cheek, I guess that did not come across for you."

      Hmmm, it didn't really come across that way to me either. I mean, obviously the explanations are meant to be funny but the location suggestions seemed serious.

      I guess I took it that way because based on the many sexual encounters CC girls write about, I wouldn't put any or all of these locations past them.

    15. thanks claire! if i could edit this i'd fix them

    16. Chelsie says:

      come on, people. give the woman a break. this is a site that was created for fun. this wasn't intended to be an english essay turned in for credit. mistakes happen.

      also, i do agree that getting it on in your roomie's bed is not cool…mostly because i caught my roommate doing it in my bed when i came home from a trip. it's not an enjoyable experience, trust me. :( however, i do not find this article incredibly offensive, mostly because i know this is a college website that is meant to be funny. if you don't like what she's saying, then don't try the ones that freak you out. to each her own!

    17. Elizabeth says:

      It didn't come across as tongue-in-cheek to me either. The location suggestions seemed rather serious…and where I go to school at least, it's pretty likely that people would go out and do all of those.

      "Beverly, please pull that stick out from your bum, yes? Obviously this is all in fun, but did you really have to specifically list why each option was disgusting? seriously?"

      1. Technically she did not list each option.

      2. It was a response to the article. That's what people generally do in comments (respond to specific parts of articles).

    18. Elizabeth says:

      if you don’t like what she’s saying, then don’t try the ones that freak you out. to each her own! <— I think the point was that those can be rude to *other* people who have to deal with the people trying them.

    19. bmdeenihan says:

      haha! this post and the comments made my day :)

    20. Christine says:

      1. Yeah, the grammar is terrible in this article. CC's writers = going downhill every day.

      2. Your roommate's bed? (Or rather, "you're" roommate's bed?) EW. I've had roommates get it on in my bed, and I report it to housing immediately. I don't want anyone's disgusting love juices on my bed. Please stop telling college girls that it's fine to be sluts in the same place where I sleep because it's disgusting and wrong.

      1. paige says:

        You're fucking dumb.

        It wouldn't be you're roommates bed. It is your roommates bed. Because your roommate possesses the bed.

        And you need to get laid because you have a stick up your ass. Have some fun every once in awhile

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    22. Autumn says:

      Hahaha.. how about chill out!! lol… Don't worry.. Be happy!

    23. zerohundred says:

      A few weeks ago my brother walked in on two people having it on in the men's bathroom at his college. So ridiculous! I can understand wanting to have a little adventure, but don't be a fool. Strangers do not want to get a glimpse of you doing it over the john. If you get caught, just be lucky if you don't get reported.

    24. ogsendmarged says:

      I am filling out my college application for Wake Forest, and they asked for a "Top Ten" list. What on earth do they mean?

      http://ezinearticles.com/?The-Weider-X-Factor-Rev

    25. Lauren Hooker says:

      Hahah well, this made me laugh :) Even if I won't be ballsy enough to try them all out, it was still fun to think about!

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    27. Evan says:

      Geez, it's crazy how easy it is for women to have a sex life. Amazing even. I would have given anything to have sex in a simple bed, or at all, in college. You mention high school? Forget about it……

    28. shemels says:

      i always think sex and iwant to do with very sexy and hot girl.

      are you sexy hot girl? contact me shemeaman@live.com

    29. brandi says:

      Gosh some people are so serious all the time.

    30. foles says:

      golf course, bio lab, center court of basketball, trainers room, softball field, turf soccer field, in back of dorm, stairs,… quite a freshman year i'd have to say

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    32. Diana says:

      Yeah, I have to go with Beverly on this one…if you're just joking, fine, but if you actually are going to have sex in those places, you're being very rude to the people around you. I don't think wanting to have YOUR OWN BED be safe from your roommate's love juices signifies having a "stick up your bum." It's simply a matter of human decency.

      If you want to be kinky, do it in an area that belongs to you and you only. If my roommate had sex on my bed, I'd make them pay for a new one. That's the most disrespectful thing I can think of for a roommate to do.

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    34. Mary says:

      Why are so many of you girls focused on the grammar? It is supposed to be about fun sex. Everyone loose up a bit! Perhaps some of you need to “get some” and maybe you’ll be less critical and look at the overall pic…sex is fun in many places and fun to talk about. Who cares about grammar besides professors? :)

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