Go Green For St. Patrick!
As Kermit once said, “It ain’t easy bein green.” But Kermit obviously hadn’t experienced St. Patrick’s Day. If he had, he might know that being green ain’t such a bad thing.
For those of us who don’t know what this holiday is actually celebrating, here is what we do know:
1. Get wasted.
2. Wear green.
You can figure out number one on your own, but here’s a little help with number two (tee hee, number two). Below, our favorite St. Patrick’s Day attire, with just enough time to put in your order before the big day:
Now just load up on the Jameson and green beer and you’re good to go for the holiest of holy college holidays.