Pop a Bottle…With Your Bikini Bottom

April 10, 2010 11:30 am     Posted in Entertainment, HaHa  Jessica- FIT g+ page


By Jessica

Thanks to the Snuggie and its family of unnecessary-but-ridiculously-popular-useless-items, get rich quick schemes are appearing everywhere.  Potheads in dorm rooms all over the country swear that their invention is the “next big thing” and have no idea how the country has functioned thus far without the “Condomizer 3000” which dispenses condoms 1 at a time like PEZ.

The latest invention: the Bottle Betty.  The bikini that opens beers.

OK, I agree, it DOES sound cool – you can pop open a beer while building sandcastles. And it does make for a great party trick. But has this inventor never heard of… a key chain?  I mean, is there a college student out there who doesn’t have a bottle opener hanging from their keys? And when are you really ever going to be in a bikini, with a closed beer, and your key chain nowhere in sight? Unless you find a floating Corona in the ocean…probably never.

What’s next – a bikini with a hood? Oh wait….

I wonder what Thomas Edison would say if he were alive.

16 Comments on "Pop a Bottle…With Your Bikini Bottom"

  1. livvvvv says:
    Sat, 10th Apr 20106:43 am 

    um this is AWESOME. and yeah, you could just use a key chain. but there are shoes with bottle openers on the bottom, so this isn't too weird. it's the novelty! the fun! and it's a little sexy too.

    http://dessertordisaster.wordpress.com/the-neave/

  2. Katie says:
    Sat, 10th Apr 20108:47 am 

    This would be super useful for me and all of my friends! When you go party out on lakes, sometimes you forget your bottle opener. This would put a stop to that. One time I had to use a dock ladder to open a beer, which although impressive, was much harder than using your bikini!

  3. criolle johnny says:
    Sat, 10th Apr 20101:43 pm 

    Pardon me for being a guy … but I think that bikini model could open a bottle with her ABS!

  4. nz says:
    Sat, 10th Apr 20105:42 pm 

    Thanks for the wonderful ideas. I will pop in more to hear from you more often. Can't wait!! Cambio

  5. Valia says:
    Sun, 11th Apr 20108:39 am 

    World Swimwear has some great swimsuits for this!

  6. artformsk8 says:
    Mon, 12th Apr 20101:43 pm 

    I think it's sexy.

  7. AmandaHugs&Kisse says:
    Tue, 13th Apr 20104:53 pm 

    Looks Hot and Functional….

    Got to get some for me and my girls at the river!

    Stellar!

  8. david says:
    Tue, 13th Apr 20106:48 pm 

    Yeah…reef is laughing all the way to the bank!

    This looks hot and sexy, I'm gettin one for my girlfriend.

    Author is probably a "home on the weekend no friends" chic

  9. Mike says:
    Tue, 13th Apr 20106:58 pm 

    Let me see..walk around withmy keys all night or look hot in this bikini……

    I think Edison would agree that's a no brainer!!

  10. Tex says:
    Tue, 13th Apr 20107:04 pm 

    Yeah, I am with many of you. Reef has a shoe that opens bottles on the bottom and this just takes it toy the next level. I am sooo in! Hot, sexy AND life of the party, hum…lets see…. Go Bottle Betty!

  11. Jake says:
    Tue, 13th Apr 20107:22 pm 

    this thng is sweat, Almost makes me want to cry.

  12. naked dave says:
    Tue, 13th Apr 20107:25 pm 

    this looks awesome, ive seen in person and it works flawless. If you dont have one, you need to get one.. guys get em for the ladies,and i promise you will be the man. they are totally the life of the party.. dont be last to get one, or 12.

  13. adrian says:
    Tue, 13th Apr 20107:30 pm 

    This bottle betty is a pretty cool idea , summers right around the corner. wouldn't mind seeing more ladies with these at the lake .

  14. Just Sayin... says:
    Wed, 14th Apr 201011:00 am 

    Good thing you always have your keys lady, sounds like if there's ever an emergency at the beach youll be the first one to leave.

    All I know is its the next big thing and you probably need to get yourself one before you look like a loser opening your beers with your cool kid key chain…

    Turns out I have a Bottle Betty and its the life of every party I've been to. I'm just still tryin to figure out what "Pothead college kid dorm room invention" you made that everyone hated?

    Anyways, Coolest swimsuit Ive ever had and the guys are LOVING IT. HAVING SOOO MUCH FUN WITH MY BOTTLE BETTY! And instead of hating on it maybe try getting one first. Its all about having fun and creating new ides.

  15. Trish says:
    Wed, 14th Apr 201011:14 am 

    Love the idea! Great concept. I'm gonna have to have one of these before summer gets here! Sorry you don't like it. Its just a fun way to drink and be with people you love!

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