Free Crap Day
So tomorrow is Tax Day! Yay! Well, actually, not really, because taxes blow. Signing that check is like a shot to the heart to all the money that I have made…the little of it that there is. Basically taxes suck. BUT. Tax Day has an upside. “How can that be?” You might ask. Well reader, I shall tell you.
FREE STUFF! FREE STUFF! FREE STUFF!! (And some pretty great discounts to boot.)
To help ease the pain of forking over all your hard-earned money to Uncle Sam, a few mighty fine companies are offering up some really great free sh*t. So put the wallet away and get ready to rake in the freebies!
Subway: FREE COOKIE!! (No purchase necessary!)
Starbucks: FREE coffee if you bring in a reusable mug or cup!! (Al Gore/Leo/Mother Earth would be proud.)
Jamba Juice: FREE smoothie with this coupon!!
Maggie Moos: One FREE slice of ice cream pizza from 3-7 pm! (Never had it, but putting two of my favorite things together has to be delish.)
Cinnabon: Two FREE cupcake bites between 6 and 8 pm!!
Boston Market: Buy one plate get one FREE with this coupon!!
McCormick & Schmick’s: $10.40 dinner and drink specials, plus a free $10.40 certificate for a future visit!!
P.F. Changs: 15% off your bill for dine-in or carry out!
Dunkin Donuts: FREE doughnut!!
Staples and Office Depot: FREE copying for up to 30 (Staples) or 25 (Office Depot) single-sided pages of tax documents!! (OK, so that one’s not so exciting, but it could be good for all you procrastinators out there…)
Wow, that was a lot of exclamation points, but can you blame me? We’re talking free food here, peeps; if that’s not worth some enthusiasm, I don’t know what is. I’ve never been so proud to be an American.