WARNING: Do Not Do This In Class

Honestly, this should be understood. There’s a time and a place for that scratching sound, that white dust that flies everywhere, that awful (AWFUL) sound that is so bad it needs to be mentioned twice – it’s called the privacy of your own room. K? K.



  1. Emily says:

    People who have a personal example for EVERYTHING the professor says!

  2. Mintii says:

    Uh oh, this article exhibits signs of a burned out overly disgruntled college student ready for the end of the semester.

  3. JL says:

    People snapping/chewing gum with their mouth open in class. It definitely beats pen clicking. Gum should be banned in the classroom like it was in high school/grammar school but I'm sure many will disagree.

  4. Starr says:

    @JL soooo agree.

    Gum under the desk is even grosser, though. What kind of person does that?!

  5. Tina says:

    In my one class a kid blew his nose with notebook paper, then if that wasn't bad enough, he crumpled it into a ball and put it under his desk and left it there after class. Eww.

  6. Staci says:

    Old people who come back to school, that's great, you should feel good for coming back to learn more. But that's the key, YOU ARE TO LEARN. Stop arguing with the teacher like you know more then they do, that's why you're back in a classroom idiot, is because you DON'T.

  7. Alice says:

    I love filing my nails in my boring classes. It keeps me from biting them!

  8. Steph says:

    Nauseous actually is an adjective for causing nausea. Nauseated is the feeling of having nausea…

    All of these are very good rules though. I especially like the gum one. I think internet should be cut off, too. For students at least cause someone being on facebook right in front of you is very distracting…not to mention annoying.

  9. D. says:

    Steph: http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/nauseou

    People actually file their nails in public? I'm so glad I've never witnessed that…

  10. Jpossible says:

    Oh MY GOD! When I hear people snapping their gum or chewing with so little manners that their spearmint stench is starting to invade my personal breathing space I can't help but think "I hope you choke, and when you do I am not going to be the one doing the Heimlich"!

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  12. Leigha says:

    I hate when people start packing up to leave with like 5 minutes left in class, while the teacher is still talking, especially when it's a prof who NEVER lets you go early. First of all, you know it isn't time to leave yet, right? And that you should still be taking notes, which is kinda hard to do when you've already put your stuff away? Second, it's really distracting.

  13. Lisa says:

    A girl at work actually clips her nails at work. not file. Clips. and lets the pieces go everywhere. she doesnt even gather up the pieces and throw them out. Ewww.

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