Happy Birthday!!!! You may only be 5 years old, but in your short lifespan, you have changed my life forever. You have given regular people celebrity status, and for that, I am forever grateful. You are there for me whenever I need you. Whether I’m bored in class, can’t sleep, or need to be sidetracked from my homework, I can always count on you.
I don’t know where I would be without you today. You were there for me the time Charlie bit my finger and there was blood everywhere. I was so nervous for my first school dance, I thought it would be the end of ze world but you taught me the evolution of dance and I was able to shake that booty girl. I had so much fun dancing the night away to numa numa and it made me so hungry. Thank god it was peanut butter jelly time when we crashed at my house.
I will never forget the time we picked up david after his trip to the dentist and took him to the theme park with us. There was a bit of a scare with that fat kid on the roller-coaster but otherwise we had so much fun, our hands were up and we were screaming weeee the whole time!! I cant wait to celebrate your birthday at the Korean karaoke bar tonight, it’s gonna be a blast!
So many more memories to come! BFFAEAE!
Loyal viewer and friend,