Justin Beiber Fans Are Cah-razy

May 6, 2010     Posted in Buzz, Entertainment, HaHa


By Brittany

I understand the craze for boys that sing. I was twelve once, and hyperventilated whenever N’Sync or The Backstreet Boys appeared on TRL. Threw Cheese-Its at the T.V. whenever the camera shot only Carson Daly. Who wanted to look at him anyway?  So I get it, a weird force takes over and suddenly you have posters of Justin Timberlake pursing his lips on your ceiling and 50 Teen Bob magazines.

But this new age Justin Bieber craze is just getting a little ridiculous. I mean, the kid is barely a boy. He’s even been ranked #7 on the “50 Most Searched Women on Google.” Yet, little girls around the world are going crazy. CRA. ZY. You think twelve-year-olds are harmless, right? Not so much. J-Beebs fans make my Cheese-It chucking days look amateur. I mean, these girls are twelve and I’m more scared of them than being assaulted at a frat party.

Here is why:

1. They are threatening Kim Kardashian
It is things like death threats from very adolescent fans over a photo that concerns me the most. I mean, these girls haven’t even hit puberty yet; if they’re doing this now, what happens when they eventually get PMS?

2. They Keep Trampling Each Other and Fainting
I’m going to Justin Bieber’s concert in June. If I have to wear a mouth guard, knee pads, and a helmet to the venue, I will. Because things like this happen. And I’m scared.

3. They Are Always In Tears
Maybe they think that if they cry uncontrollably about how Justin Bieber is real (and so cheek-pinching) cute, Justin will come to their front door step and ask for their hand in marriage… Oh wait…that actually happened. J-Biebs, stop fueling the fire!

10 Comments on "Justin Beiber Fans Are Cah-razy"

  1. Grady says:
    Thu, 6th May 20107:37 pm 

    Here's a video of some fans singing their hit number "beiber in my beaver"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foEWJT0j-_A

    …Enjoy.

  2. the violator says:
    Tue, 11th May 20102:10 am 

    when you get enough 10-11 year old girls together, they can be quite a force to reckon with. i am not kidding either.

    i was a counselor for a group of 5th graders at a camp and over the course of the week, the girls all concluded that i was hot. about halfway throught the week, one of the female counselors came over with some fan mail for me. some of the girls expressed their sincere admiration for me and all that stuff, one went too far for my comfort level but i guess that happens. by the end of the week though, we had a squaredance and after the old music had played, they started playing all the newer stuff. then came on some of that boy band shit and the girls SHREIKED and screamed. they were a group of frenzied little girls who were out of control. they stormed over to where i was and they grabbed me from the table i was sitting on and before i knew it, i was body surfing a frenzied group a crazed little girls.

    i could handle myself against a few girls or maybe a few more than that but, there must have been over 2 dozen in this mob. i could not break free from them since there were far too many of them. if it weren't for the help of the teachers, helping me, i would have been in serious trouble.

    yep, they may seem harmless but, in great enough numbers- they can be pretty strong.

  3. Tedro says:
    Wed, 12th May 20105:42 am 

    Just goes to show the fact that all men already know…Women are crazy!

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