Tila Tequila Makes Our Brains Hurt

By CC Staff

Every morning, I gather with the fabulous CollegeCandy interns to peruse the interwebs and see what’s happenin’. (This is, of course, after I make them walk 50 blocks and get me an extra hot, no whip, with soy, half-caf latte and make them pour some Bailey’s into it…. just because.) We hop from site to site, looking for the perfect story to share with you, our dear readers. Then we whip up something witty, smart and Pulitzer-worthy and bring it to you.

But sometimes things change. Sometimes I have the girls fan me and feed me grapes. And sometimes I make them manage my JDate profile to find me a boyfriend because I’m too busy to find one myself. And sometimes we come across a photo like the one above and we really can’t think of anything to write because our eyes are bleeding and our brains are melting and we just DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS. And then we IM.