From PopEater: Chelsea Handler Mocks Her Ex in Comedy Show
If Chelsea Handler’s ex, Comcast head honcho Ted Harbert, is harboring any doubts that their breakup won’t stick, he should go see her one-woman show, ‘Chelsea, Chelsea, Bang, Bang.’ Chelsea certainly isn’t drowning her sorrows in her Belvedere. The raunchy comedienne is having the time of her life.
“I’m 35 and I get to be single. I have money and can do what I want. When I was in my twenties and single, I was retarded,” Handler said from the Radio City Music Hall stage on Sunday night. “My boyfriend was so dramatic and manic. In the beginning, it was fun and exciting and then I was like, ‘Get the f*** away from me.’”
Chelsea dedicated about a quarter of her show to mocking Harbert and his neuroses. She told one story about a vacation the pair took, during which Harbert kept running to the bathroom because of the stomach flu and she smeared a piece of chocolate cake on his seat to make him think he went to the bathroom on it. “I would f*** with him all the time because he’d believe it,” Chelsea laughed.
What else did Chels divulge in her show?
Find out why they broke up and who else Chelsea hates right here.