The Cleavage Caddy: Greatest Invention Of All Time?

Ladies, it’s time to save some moolah to purchase the greatest invention since sliced bread: The Cleavage Caddy!

By Angela

Yes, the name in itself sounds a little WTF with a pinch of late-night infomercial, but have no fear, the Cleavage Caddy may just be our new savior. What is it exactly? Well it’s a bra…that also simultaneously doubles as a mini-purse! Plus, if you’re wearing a low-cut top, it makes a very cute layering cami.

That’s three essentials for the price of one. Holler.

This may be the most clever invention for women since…let me think…birth control? Think about those nights when you’re out on the town, bar hopping, and along with your 5-inch platform pumps and skinny minny dresses, you have to worry about holding a clutch/purse with all your valuables. With the cleavage caddy, you can easily stuff everything you need to bring (ID, lipstick, money, keys, credit cards, charm and wit) into your cleavage and be a social butterfly the whole night. Not only will you be hands-free for those Long Island ice teas, the cleavage caddy will definitely add a kick to your step.

And just think of the spectacle you would cause when you effortlessly pull your ID out from your cleavage for the bouncer, who will be so enamored with you and your “caddy” that you won’t have to reach back in there to grab your money; he’ll let you in for free fo sho. And that guy you’ve been eying? Just seductively whip that lipstick out of your hands-free purse, and he won’t know what to do with himself. Yes, this does bring back memories of high school bra stuffing, but trust me, this is way more classy… and efficient.

For only $29.95, you can get your very own cleavage caddy in a wide variety of colors, styles and fabrics at the official site. Personally, I’m all about the black lace caddy – it’s seductive without being slutty and gives off the whole ’40s vixen vibe.

Me-ow.