The Morning After: I Kissed a Freshman and I Liked It

June 6, 2010 1:00 pm     Posted in Entertainment, HaHa  Anonymous g+ page


By Anonymous

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Going into my senior year of college I promised myself one thing: that I would get all of my “college kinks” out of my system.  And by college kinks I mean never saying “no” to a night out on the town, doing a pedal-pub (Editor’s Note: how did I not know about this!?), and mixing hot apple cider and Goldschlager for at least one football game. I know, I’ve got priorities and clearly the utmost class. One thing I did not include on this Senior Bucket List, however, was making out with a freshman.  I thought I was better than that. I would not sink that low, and if I did I most definitely would not enjoy it.

But, I was wrong. So, so wrong.

The night began innocently enough. Actually, way innocently. We were at a house party dancing to J-Beebs ‘One Time’ and sipping on keg beer. What a night, right? Then, before I knew it, I found this adorable looking gentleman who knew every word and decided to sing it to me. Then, his arm was around me and I admitted something I should be ashamed of: my future Justin Bieber concert attendance (this is what happens when college boys belt out “Me plus you, I’ma tell you one time”).

Needless to say, we fell in love. He hugged me and asked me to marry him. We talked about Justin Bieber’s new album…

“You call him J-Beebs too?! I need to marry you, can we get married?!”
“Yes, I do! I do!”

Then, all within a matter of a few blissful moments – surrounded by sweaty college students while being bathed in Coors Light sploshing from red cups – he exclaimed, “I just want to kiss you right now” and landed a big wet one on my mouth. The fist pumps turned to slow motion, everything around us turned to a blur…. wait, is that Barry White playing in the background? We kissed some more. I closed my eyes and, dare I say it, saw a few little hanging stars. It was love.

In the middle of a college house party, there was one less lonely girl.

For not being a big fan of PDA, it was my new favorite past time for the rest of the evening.  So when the house party was eventually busted, I was actually bummed I was old enough to stay there… while he bolted.

Later, I took my twitterpatted little self home to the comfort of my own bed and Facebook homepage and did a little creeping investigating. Once I found his profile, I was shaken awake from my sickening bliss and zeroed in on his birth date: 1991. As in, the same year Rugrats premiered. That made him a not-quite-ripened freshman.

I was only briefly agitated by my fate. How did I not make it one more week without locking lips with a little froshy boy?!? Then I remembered that I was in college and, really, age is just a number. So what if he’s a baby? What we had, a mutual love of J-Beebs, was real.


14 Comments on "The Morning After: I Kissed a Freshman and I Liked It"

  1. E says:
    Mon, 7th Jun 201010:00 am 

    haha this happened to me too…but instead of embracing it, about 30 seconds in I backed away and started shaking my head saying “I can’t do this you’re a baby I can’t do this I can’t do this”. eh. classic. He has continued texting me every couple of days ever since…lesson learned lol.

  2. carbonware says:
    Tue, 15th Jun 20108:33 am 

    I never dated a girl less than 3 years older than me, not on purpose it just worked out that way. My first real girlfriend the summer after Jn High was a Junior in HS, the Next one just before I started HS had graduated that year so I was not yet a freshman while she was heading off to college. My steady girlfriend though HS was 3 years ahead of me. And when I met my wife the summer after I got out of HS she was graduating from college. My wife is 4 1/2 years older than me and we have been happily married for 25 years now. Dating a younger or older person is totally an issue in your mind only.

    Date the person that makes you happiest, can be a life long friend, and someone you can be attracted to as they change if a great long lasting relationship is what you're looking for.

    If it's just about the hook up and fun who cares how old they are?

  3. Ally says:
    Mon, 28th Jun 201011:05 am 

    E, same thing happened to me…! I 'pretended' I didn't know/Facebook stalk the boy and had not seen him around (all lies, of course!)

    One fateful evening, he finally comes up to me in the club and after a lot of "no no no, this is not happening" (in my head), he was just edging ever so close to me and he finally went in for the kill. I'm a firm believer of not wanting to make out w/ a guy in front of all my friends and other people – you and your make out buddy story/pictures always seem to be the number 1 comment among your friend/s for day/s after & sometimes they NEVER let you live it down. If I wanna get a little more intimate, I leave the dancefloor to a more private area or just get out of the club.

    Anyway, back to the story, this boy is oh so charming, whispering these things into my ear, his hands on my waist & all of a sudden it clicks: he's a freshman & I'm in my last year… NO NO NO! I gave in (yes, I blame it on the alcohol), we were making out in the middle of the dance floor for like a minute or so and just like E, I backed off (and he followed me). Anyway, I explained that I wasn't feeling too well, I really had to go home blablabla, excuses but I had to get out of there.

    Next thing I know, this boy is adding me on Facebook telling me he found me 'though a friend of a friend' – wow, props to the boy! We were in contact for a bit (a lot of FB messaging & texting here and there) but I just had to break it to him: you just started college, I'm leaving in 3 months, there's almost 4 years difference between us, it ain't gonna happen.

    I admit that yes, I led him on a bit but oh well…

  4. dudeman says:
    Mon, 28th Jun 201012:11 pm 

    LOL at people getting hung up on "age" when it's just a few years age difference ha ha ha ha

  5. Suzie says:
    Wed, 30th Jun 20109:47 pm 

    Age is just a number, but it really does phase me.

    He is 17, and still in high school and I'm 19 and in my 2nd year at university. It could never work

  6. Beth says:
    Thu, 1st Jul 20109:46 am 

    age gets to be less and less of a problem as you get older. 17 ad 19 does make a difference when youre that young.. but 24 and 26 say? no problem

  7. M says:
    Thu, 28th Oct 20107:06 pm 

    i actually had a one night stand with a freshman, even after he told me he was only 18. i guess i felt more safe doing it with a new guy to the school than someone who's been here for a while and been around town.

  8. Ashley says:
    Sun, 19th Dec 201010:38 pm 

    Meh, I would've married him anyway.

  9. Isabella says:
    Mon, 12th Mar 20125:04 pm 

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