Celebrity Dating Advice: How To Get Your Man to Commit

June 30, 2010 5:00 pm     Posted in Advice, Buzz, Entertainment, HaHa, Relationships  Alexandra Gehringer g+ page


By Alexandra Gehringer

Getting a man is tough stuff.  Getting a man to marry you…now that’s nearly impossible.  Luckily the stars can once again be our guides and help sad women everywhere navigate the rocky path to monogamy.  Get out a paper and pencil; you’ll want to remember all the golden advice recent celebrity brides are doling out.

Megan Fox

Do you wonder how nub thumbs found love?  It definitely wasn’t her intellect that attracted Brian Austin Green.  Dumb it down, way down, as you flaunt your boobs into a stable marriage based on good looks and empty conversation.  Take a note from our pro Megan: big words are off putting, just get some bootleg Angelina tattoos and never read something thicker than a comic book.  Follow these steps and soon you’ll be calling a 90210 has-been your husband.

Carrie Prejean

Homophobia is the newest aphrodisiac, apparently.  After bashing the gays’ right to marry, Ms. Prejean has somehow found true love with a good (and straight) man.  And he’s a quarterback!  Take note, men love a woman who hates on equal rights.  It’s unannounced whether the wedding vows will double as a platform speech on what it defines marriage and family, though you can guess Carrie will be glowing with hetero pride as she says her I Do’s.

Sienna Miller

Want to be more forgiving?  Take your ex-fiancé back after he cheats on you with the nanny.  Want to rebound?  Do it with a married man (but please make sure his children aren’t on the boat while you sun topless with their dad). Class is overrated when it comes to the desires of the male species.  Steal a few tricks from Sienna’s playbook and maybe Jude Law will be crawling under your sheets the night before his wedding.  It should be noted that a desirable woman also turns her head to her husband’s indiscretions.

Miranda Kerr

Just be a pretty person.  Like the earth shatteringly, heartbreakingly gorgeous type of pretty.  Men who look like Orlando Bloom don’t date ogres.

Bethenny Frankel

Her desire to become a proper housewife of New York drove her to…oops!…accidentally get pregnant with her BFs baby.  If your dude doesn’t want to commit to you, just trick him and throw a kid in the mix.  Remember: a shotgun wedding is a wedding all the same.

Jane Lynch

If all else fails, there are always women…

12 Comments on "Celebrity Dating Advice: How To Get Your Man to Commit"

  1. J says:
    Wed, 30th Jun 20101:20 pm 

    Lol! I loved this.

  2. Miriam says:
    Thu, 1st Jul 20104:31 am 

    Cute, but it's kind of offensive to imply that lesbians are what happens when "all else fails" in terms of attracting guys…

  3. Emily says:
    Thu, 1st Jul 20105:11 am 

    Totally saw Jason Hoppy in a Starbucks in midtown the other day.

  4. Anna says:
    Thu, 1st Jul 20105:26 am 

    I feel like you're gonna get some wicked backlash for this, but I found it pretty funny.

  5. valeriamalaria says:
    Thu, 1st Jul 20109:11 am 

    Lmao! This was so funny :)

    Or in Kristen Stewart's case you can go out in last night's makeup and someone else's clothes all the time.

  6. Jake says:
    Fri, 2nd Jul 201011:18 am 

    Carrie Prejean – fucking bitch.

  7. Lilly says:
    Fri, 2nd Jul 201011:48 am 

    Funny for the most part, but I'm almost positive Bethanny was engaged before she got pregnant? So not really fair for that one, could happen to the best of us.

  8. Rudy Arifin says:
    Thu, 15th Jul 201010:31 am 

    If you’re tired are lonely or who have recently separated from your partner and am ready to face one another then these simple tips can help you, the perfect time.

    Commitment:
    First things first. Before you try to attract people, then you must be sure that is exactly what you want. If you are not 100%, then you will find that they discourage or because they receive the right signals, is let down by you or maybe I’m just too all over the dating scene. You are entering a new world, so you have to put in a position to some real effort in each report so that it works. If you feel ready to commit to the dating game then it is time to redefine how you look.

    Image:
    Take a look at himself in a mirror, are you happy with how it looks? Think about that fast as the hair can be improved. It must redesign? It is time for a new style, as part of the new you? Now consider a good time for a fresh start and new look. Take a look at glossy magazines and TV for ideas. How about your make-up? And: “This is something that can be re-defined, attenuated or blurred a little? Try to focus on the eyes and lips, as they are to win in a position with a wonderful man. What are your clothes? You need a new wardrobe may begin, or clothes you never dared to wear such as wear a shorter and tighter skirts and higher heels. is the real head turning ways to win a man, think a little “adventure.

    Socialize:
    Many women in his career, TV, bed scenario caught. Go to work every day, go home and watch TV and go to bed. The only real chance of meeting someone on the way to work or maybe someone to go at work. Many women hate the idea of a relationship with someone who really works. This is a model to be broken. Try joining a recreation center or where you want to get in touch with the people. Do you have hobbies? How do I join a club such as the watercolor, for example.

    Friends:
    Another proposal for the meeting would, Mr Law have your socializing for hours with women who think. I am like you and someone would so take that we all once a week and go to a nightclub, for example. You can find much more convenient and less stressful to go with another in search of a similar kind of evening. Too much time with married couples seem to put much stress for someone and there is no end of people who feel the idea of matchmaking as for the club to someone they will suit you.

    Online:
    Dating agencies are a bit hit and miss and this may or may not be your idea fit your ideal partner meetings. There are a variety of current social centers, and forums for most hobbies and interests. After a bit in common with someone is a real pioneer and can have a relationship for the right approach to start.

    I truly believe that there is someone out there for everyone, so do not stress too much about themselves to look for this person. It seems that the harder you try, the further away you get. Let the relationship of the natural development in its own time. Meet your true soul mate has to be one of the magical moment in the life of every woman, so it pays to wait a bit. “

  9. Joe says:
    Wed, 21st Jul 20107:54 pm 

    So because some girl publicly said she did not agree with gay marriage she is apparently evil and unlovable… despite the fact that she is gorgeous and has the gumption to respond honestly to a worthless attention-seeking trashblogger with a banner. She is not in politics, she has no way of affecting legislation (I mean besides voting but yours will obviously cancel hers out)… Was this written by Perez Hilton?

    If anything this is a testament that being yourself and being honest gets you noticed and gains you respect.

  10. MelodicBrush says:
    Thu, 22nd Jul 201012:54 am 

    How to get your man to commit? Keep an open mind for as long as hes up-to-date with his monthly subscription, catch my drift?

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  12. Lao says:
    Sat, 14th Jul 20123:01 am 

    No, I get the picture. But exgnahce of services is not it (for me and for many women). We want a lot more than fair exchage Fair exgnahce may be a good place to start, but don’t even hope to stay married by merely doing your share or being fair . I think what you’re trying to say with your video is that you want love and devotion from a woman, you want to be in her mind and in her heart. Now, that’s awesome. Why not offer the same in return instead of service exgnahce?:)

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